Princess Consuela

Avoids social interaction because I can't.

[Princess Consuela @p0pcornunicorn]

"I feel like Neve Campbell from Scream 2."

[Princess Consuela @p0pcornunicorn]

Somebody's being hypocritical #petty

[Princess Consuela @p0pcornunicorn]

Win FREE Shoes for a Year from Dolls Kill! https://t.co/eVeHuVN8k9 #DOLLSKILL
Hope I win!

[Princess Consuela @p0pcornunicorn]

You're standing on my neck.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

NYT says elevator “door close” buttons don’t work & are there to give a false sense of control. In a related story, my life has been a lie.

[maricuya @wish3ry]

my aux cable is broken. i'm broken.

[Princess Consuela @p0pcornunicorn]

Moving to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches.

[Princess Consuela @p0pcornunicorn]

I'm through with playing by the rules of someone else's game.

[Princess Consuela @p0pcornunicorn]

I'm stronger than yesterday.

[Princess Consuela @p0pcornunicorn]

Here's a tip on how to be a good person: no always means no. It will never mean maybe, sometimes, or yes. No means no!

[Princess Consuela @p0pcornunicorn]

@antoinette_tho it's taking a break, but it'll be right back after a quick message from its sponsors.

[Princess Consuela @p0pcornunicorn]

Here comes the rain. #HurricaneMatthew

[Princess Consuela @p0pcornunicorn]

So I wrote a letter to a friend about ending our friendship, but I don't know if I'm ready to send it yet.

[Princess Consuela @p0pcornunicorn]

I accidentally swallowed my gum and now I hurt all over.

[Princess Consuela @p0pcornunicorn]

Friends don't make friends feel like 💩

[Princess Consuela @p0pcornunicorn]

Counting down the days until my next #tattoo

[Princess Consuela @p0pcornunicorn]

I can't date a person that laughs at all of my jokes, because I'm not funny.

[Princess Consuela @p0pcornunicorn]

I'm in the doghouse.

[Princess Consuela @p0pcornunicorn]

I'm sick and tired of being hushed.