ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀ˋෆ

faked my own death

[ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀ˋෆ @p0shspice]

sup bitches

[ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀ˋෆ @p0shspice]

the way I fell asleep at 8pm and was awoken 2 hours ago by a parade of sirens coming down my street directly at my window… upwards of 30 police chasing a bus that was hijacked
that was surreal as hell

[ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀ˋෆ @p0shspice]

I stopped being friends w this girl bc she’s insane & she reacted by showing me… just how insane she can rly be lmfao

likeeeee weird flex but ok?

[ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀ˋෆ @p0shspice]

pasta reveal after 3 years of talking about it lmfao
this is the only thing I log in to talk about tbh sry yall

[ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀ˋෆ @p0shspice]

I had the best pasta of my life last night & it’s all I’m going to think about for the next week

[ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀ˋෆ @p0shspice]

it’s just this simple ass pasta too but I’m obsessed I fear

[ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀ˋෆ @p0shspice]

My last two brain cells

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐡 @freaksonaleash]

This is your sign to put his shoes in the bathtub and light them on fire

[ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀ˋෆ @p0shspice]

the way I need to know if someone took the cat home and named it Joe Dirt

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐡 @freaksonaleash]

what he sees when I’m on top:

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐡 @freaksonaleash]

could be us

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐡 @freaksonaleash]

when I say “match my freak”

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐡 @freaksonaleash]

I will be offering these sessions at a discounted rate all summer long 📲 don’t sleep

[ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀ˋෆ @p0shspice]

my prayers have been answered bc Jennifer mf Tilly has somehow been added to the cast???

[ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀ˋෆ @p0shspice]

First of fucking all… omg @ rhoslc
Secondly, someone pls help Beverly Hills it’s gotten so mf boring tbh losing LVP & Rinna rly killed the drama lol

[ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀ˋෆ @p0shspice]

the fact that it’s taking me almost the same amount of time to Uber home from the airport as it took to fly home

[ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀ˋෆ @p0shspice]

It’s coming back thank god

[ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀ˋෆ @p0shspice]

kinda don’t like the last lady that did my Botox bc why did she freeze my face into next century 😩 it was rly nvr that serious

[ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀ˋෆ @p0shspice]

I just want full function of my chin back lmfao

[ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀ˋෆ @p0shspice]

my favorite psychological thriller is the scooby doo cartoon series

[ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀ˋෆ @p0shspice]

@sidepenja @freaksonaleash You seem to care A LOT about what other women do with their bodies. Must be so sad to be you. Sorry you weren’t built well enough to carry your children without complications- but you don’t need to take it out on strangers.

[ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀ˋෆ @p0shspice]

@sidepenja @freaksonaleash But go off, dumb ass.