The Great Illuminated Ancient Hero King Pure Vanilla Cookie seated at the royal banquet alongside his famed husband The Former Fount of Knowledge, who is subtly hinting that he's bored and wants to go home
#shadowvanilla#puremilk
@theatreofdeceit Every one of his decisions since breaking out of Salt's silent-box reads as impulsive and terrified flailing to stay alive imo. His plans are less of a *plan* so much as "how can I outrun this consequence" without considering the cost, because he quite literally has no time to.
the pain.... the agony... its in every joint... grhh
whatever you do do NOT have adhd and avoidant tendencies and be physically disabled at the same time this shit SUCKS