Pour Decisions

Dank Memes & Party Apparel. ‘Cuz life is too short to blend in

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Spilling a full drink you just paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon

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When you get invited to go to a non alcoholic event

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When my bestie says she’s not drinking

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When you’re clearly blackout and someone asks how many drinks you’ve

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When you meet your new coworker and realize they’re just as dead inside as you are

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Sitting at my desk after a weekend of destroying my body with booze

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“Fine I’ll come to brunch, but I’m not drinking”
5 min later

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Dear Apple, we don’t need a bigger phone, we need chargers that don’t break. Sincerely, everyone

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Life hack: you don’t have to go to meetings if you just sleep through them all

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When you wake up and remember you have day drinking plans

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When you find out your favorite brunch place has bottomless mimosas

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What I fully expect when I arrive at the gates of hell

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I wonder how much alcohol I’ve consumed in my life

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Rolling into brunch still drunk from last night and ready to keep destroying my body

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When my boss puts me in charge of ordering lunch for a meeting

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Me: I’m finally happy!
Life: lol nah, hold on a sec

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Me measuring my morning wine. I mean coffee...morning coffee

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People who don’t snack on road trips are psychopaths

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When your friend strolls into brunch after a night of being a hot mess express

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Me 1 minute into the work day