Tim Evans

Former p1 ( not even on my radar anymore) , Stars Fan fan , sports Homer , dog lover , and I fix broken things, #gostars

[Tim Evans @p1tim]

@JulesofWTexas So yummy

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Missing garbage day gotta be the biggest L in adulthood.

[Bella 💙 @itsCozyBella]

the reason some women think ‘good men don’t exist’ is because they ignore boring and stable men for exciting toxic ones

[Monger Fan Club @m0ng3r1]

Hookers have never done me dirty like “normal” women.

[mira @miranowhere]

It's illegal to bring a plant into our country because it might upset the ecosystem but bringing in millions of people from the 3rd world is supposed to make it better.. right

[B.O.D @bod_repuplic]

Once you see the red flags, stay quiet, enjoy the sex, and plan your exit strategically.

[Mans Ascent @Mans_Ascent]

That girl you're putting on pedestals has been fucked by losers

[Amber H @ThatCheerMomOfX]

I’m old enough to remember when “Shove it up your ass” was an insult, not a pick up line.

[Tim Evans @p1tim]

@elle_srom Wow
Way to go

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

Someone edited THE THREE AMIGOS vs. TOMBSTONE and it fits so perfectly 😂🔥

[Nobunny @Nobunny333]

I’m 100% America Only, but I think I’m turning back into a libturd. I’m sick of these fkn America Last politicians, my heart goes out to the families losing their jobs, to the working poor who can’t afford to live, to the humane societies getting overrun because people can barely afford to feed their kids, let alone pets. We’re deporting illegals, cutting off the welfare, but can anyone tell me where the fucking money we’re saving is going? America has all of this oil, has access to Venezuelan oil now, so why is gas so fucking expensive? Are there any retards out there still “trusting the plan”??? I hate the Dems in power, I hate the conservatives in power. I just feel like a cuck right now.

[Jason 🇺🇸 @jbeam123]

My redhead crush was Kari Byron from Mythbusters.

[sley @sley_Xk]

alot of women today don't actually want a partner. They just want a financial rescue, that's why relationship feel like business deals.

[Mans Ascent @Mans_Ascent]

The girl you love unconditionally will teach you never to love unconditionally again.

[Master Togan @Getinwithgame]

When your balls are full and you haven’t f*cked in a while, your brain starts playing tricks on you. Suddenly:

[Tim Evans @p1tim]

@attackdogX Spell check every time

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Yes, a minimum wage worker should be able to afford rent, groceries, and basic healthcare with their paycheck.

[Reginald @ginald87]

You treat a btch too good these days she'll get bored and start cheating on you.