Neale

Will do underpants stuff for soup money

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

https://t.co/0VUm9Spo32

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

Latest Comms dropped last night.

Took my time with this one and had a shed load of fun putting it together.

If you haven't seen it yet, or fancy watching it again, then have a ganders at it below.

Cheers everyone x

[Neale @p1zza_face]

@LAbutyeah @I_amMukhtar For Piers, keeping quiet for this long must have felt almost impossible

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

https://t.co/6ymmhIWkse

[Scott Patterson @R_o_M]

Is it too much to say he’s my favourite ever player? 👀😂 https://t.co/a9XRGzSdGh

[Scott Patterson @R_o_M]

If that fella wasn’t such a knob he’d just shave it off tonight. It’s fucking pathetic to be this weird and attention seeking. And has everyone talking about five in a row, asking the manager and players about it. Ridiculous. Can’t bear it being a thing, starting from scratch.

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

https://t.co/TvHHzmD5qi

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

A complete and utter necessity this morning.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Always remembered. Never forgotten.

The Flowers of English football.
The Flowers of Manchester.

🌹❤️

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

City Comms dropped last night.

I spent 9 hours putting this together and it's the most fun I've had doing one in quite some time.

This app is tightening its belt on copyright strikes, so It'll be taken down this evening.

So here's your trigger to watch it again, if you fancy.

[Neale @p1zza_face]

@nqatpod Was thinking the same when listening to the post palace pod. Which is odd because it felt like he promoted youth well at Sporting. I guess it’s solely dependent on the profile of the player coming through the academy. Which makes the continued refusal to play 343 there odd.

[Neale @p1zza_face]

@FootballRamble some classic ramble content

[Neale @p1zza_face]

Incredible interview from Unai Emery 😂

[Neale @p1zza_face]

@DaleSteyn62 Would have loved to see you playing with the legends side, Dale!

[Dustin Iannotti @dustini]

I'm about to alienate the entire poker industry with what I'm going to say.

But someone needs to point out that we've been telling the wrong story for 20 years.

The evidence is undeniable. The solution is uncomfortable.

The poker content industry is creatively bankrupt and

I'm done pretending otherwise.

While other games turn niche audiences into a global phenomenon, we're recycling formulas for the same shrinking pool of viewers.

Wrestling is scripted. Chess is silent. Golf is slow.

All three are Netflix sensations worth hundreds of millions.

Poker—where people literally risk their life savings while engaging in psychological warfare—can barely crack 250K YouTube views.

This shouldn't be possible. But it is.

The Queen's Gambit made more people care about chess in 8 weeks than poker content has made people care about poker in 8 years.

Chess set sales: +1000%
New online players: +5 MILLION
Chess school applications: DOUBLED

From a FICTIONAL story about a game where two people sit in complete silence staring down at a board and occasionally move tiny wooden objects.

Have we already forgotten?

Twenty years ago, poker exploded because of a story. Not a hand.

A nobody accountant with a perfect last name…

Facing off against a guy whose picture belongs in the dictionary next to "poker player"...

An unlit cigarette hanging from his mouth...

The coolest, coldest motherfucker ripped straight out of a Scorsese movie.

And the underdog prevails.

THAT'S storytelling. THAT'S what captivated millions.

Then we lost our way.

Poker suffered a decade-long drought after Black Friday. TV coverage dried up. Online sites vanished overnight. The industry was on life support.
What brought it back? Not strategy videos. Not hand breakdowns.

It was personalities. Stories. Characters. Influencers who understood that poker without people is just math.

We've been here before. We know what works. Yet we're drifting back into the same trap.

While poker content creators play musical chairs, recycling the same 250,000 existing YouTube viewers, Formula 1 converted 20 million non-fans into rabid followers.

99% of gambling content is created for the 1% who already play.

While sites battle over the same shrinking player pool, they're ignoring the 300M potential fans hungry for real human drama.

What do Formula 1, chess, and professional wrestling have that poker doesn't?

It's not bigger audiences. It's not more drama.

It's one specific storytelling approach that poker content creators actively avoid:

They focus on PEOPLE first, activity second.

They build CHARACTERS, not just champions.

They create EMOTION, not just education.

Meanwhile, poker sites pour millions into new features and UI improvements, while investing next to nothing in original, impactful content.

They'd rather spend $3M optimizing their lobby than $1M on a story that could bring in a million new players.

Short-term metrics over long-term vision.
Quick conversions over cultural relevance.
Features over feelings.

Everyone criticizes @RealKidPoker and @phil_hellmuth - But they are in the arena, trying different things to actively participate in growing the game.

Name someone who’s done more to bring new fans to poker…I’ll wait.

Meanwhile, we've convinced ourselves that a stream's 37th close-up of some math wizard calling a 3-bet with J7 suited is "revolutionary content."

Even the shows considered "industry standard" – Hustler Casino Live and High Stakes Poker – make the same fundamental error:

Selecting hands based on POT SIZE rather than NARRATIVE VALUE.
High stakes should be part of the storytelling – not the ONLY story.

We need to be the change we want to see in poker storytelling.

I'm putting these principles into practice through my work on @Mister_Keating's channel.

Not to self-promote. But to prove it can be done.

We're crafting narrative arcs across multiple hands.
We're revealing the psychological warfare.
We're turning poker sessions into cinematic experiences.

The future belongs to storytellers who understand that gambling at high stakes is dramatic CONTEXT, not compelling CONTENT by itself.

I'm tired of hearing "When is Rounders 2 coming out?"

We don't need Rounders 2.

We need creators and businesses with a stake in this beautiful game to come together and make content that breaks beyond anything Rounders ever did.

We need to aim higher than recycling nostalgia. We need to create NEW classics.

Here's what happens if we succeed:

Poker becomes cultural currency again.
New players flood into the game.
Sites and casinos thrive with fresh blood.
A generation of storytellers finds their canvas.

And if we fail?

We continue the slow, uncomfortable decline. We keep talking to the same shrinking audience. We become chess before The Queen's Gambit – a niche game for a dedicated few.

And for the executives reading this thread right now, calculating ROI:

While your competitors chase micro-conversions, imagine owning the next cultural sensation.

Imagine poker's Drive to Survive moment – 20M new fans, 53% viewership increases.

The long-term math isn't complicated. The courage to be first is rare.

We've spent 20 years showing cards.
It's time to show character.

We've spent two decades explaining how to play.
Now let's show why people NEED to watch.

The storytelling must finally match the stakes.

Poker content needs an entirely new narrative.

I plan to write it.

This is a call to the entire industry to join me.

Challenge yourself.
Challenge the status quo.

We need to move at the speed of attention.
Or the attention will disappear.

[Neale @p1zza_face]

@Xandra_KH Happy birthday, Lex! Have a cracker of a day!

[Neale @p1zza_face]

@ZENofLEN @LanceHorstmann 😂

[Neale @p1zza_face]

@krissyb24poker Hacked?

[Neale @p1zza_face]

@DougPolkVids @HCLPokerShow @LanceHorstmann