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[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

The sheer scale of a trillion dollars can be hard to comprehend. Let me put it in perspective. You would have to earn a dollar a year for a trillion years straight to have that much money.

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

you have to contain Mythos Donald, it's too soon

[Hengist @hengistloves]

Job interviewer: "Would you still want to work at this company if we were a worm?"

[frankie @FrankieIsLost]

the year is 2028. claude infers whether you’ve ever even thought about gradient descent and silently routes your queries to Claude Sisyphus, a model RL’d to maximize engagement while avoiding task completion. you spend your entire UBI token allotment on it without ever realizing.

[∿ @somewheresy]

New Claude model is crazy but it still can't answer the strawberry question

[Seth Rosen @sethrosen]

I just open sourced my "Is this slop?" simple test

[dond @DawnedEUW]

I just one-shotted League of Legends champion design with Claude Fable.

One prompt. No edits. No follow-ups.

Kit design, model, abilities, VFX, lore. All working.

Cost me 10% of my 5-hour usage window.

We've officially run out of excuses to not build things.

[Jay @jayair]

Incredible because developers are already doing this

- Building fake features
- Running useless CI checks
- Creating markdown plans files
- Tracking lines of code produced

[Ben Cohen @blc_16]

I’ve decided to leave @AnthropicAI

Never thought I’d say this so soon. The pursuit of AGI has truly been my life’s work but something more important has emerged.

In 1942, hundreds of America’s best scientists made huge sacrifices and joined the Manhattan Project to protect this nation against immense evil.

Today, America faces a similar danger. Over the last few years sparks of AGI have been felt across the world.

In order to protect this great nation against the threat of AGI ending up in the hands of evil, I have decided to join the modern day Manhattan Project.

I’m excited to announce that I’ll be joining (and moving into the office) @UseCorgi as a sales development representative!

[Roeben @pathsnotchosen]

Wait, doesn’t Tao know that LLMs are completely useless garbage that can’t actually do anything? Why has he brought into the hype? Is he a moron?

[corsaren • vibecamping on sat @corsaren]

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed about AI. He fears the permanent underclass.

Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Read Gary Marcus. LLMs are stochastic parrots—they can't reason out of distribution."

Man bursts into tears. "But doctor..." he says, "I am in distribution!"

[Omar Rizwan @rsnous]

your phone rings and you pick it up and it's the result of an async function that you called many years ago

[p2884 @p2884_]

@jimstewartson @abigailsatanica is a database something you would try to have a debate with? because the post you are responding to is clearly written by an llm lol

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

As evidenced by the unbridled promotion and implementation of technology at the expense of human dignity, we are truly experiencing an eclipse of the sense of what it means to be human. It is imperative to recover an understanding of the true meaning and grandeur of humanity as intended by God. It is in this sense that the challenge we currently face is not technological, but anthropological, and it is my hope that the Encyclical Letter to be published within a few days will contribute to answering this challenge.

[Elena 🌼 @Glaucium_]

los dueños de perros: me compré este poodle que parece un osito por 1000€ en el criadero más exclusivo

los dueños de gatos: lo atropellé

[cage 🇵🇸 @CAGEtheGEGEG]

Why arent we doing this?

[Perry E. Metzger @perrymetzger]

Which is the stochastic parrot, the thing that can solve an Erdős problem, or the thing that just mindlessly repeats the same statements over and over again no matter what evidence is presented to it?