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[َ @solacexe]

be at work lookin ugly as fuck

[divvy 🧸🌷🐝 @santoshdragon]

How come idols never accidentally wear a keffiyeh

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on it’s like oh ok I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace

[alfie @alfienxo]

"I dOn'T LiKe suBtiTleS"

if you can't read fast baby just say that

[sus @p3st0slut]

spotify wrapped fucking sucked this year

[carmeb @therealcbrad]

I hope this email kills us both

[sus @p3st0slut]

@iPad_Latino @Stack_Masta

[sus @p3st0slut]

glen powell gives the vibe of a straight dude who has had sex with a man more than once

[m :) @vuse_lover]

Did it hurt? When you blew up the bathroom

[MASTER NELSON rates everything @themasternelson]

BBL Drizzy was like the end credits music to the Kendrick-Drake beef

[☔ @Whotfismick]

work: gives PTO

me: uses PTO

work:

[sus @p3st0slut]

@bae_ofbengal some bacon bits are actually not bacon at all, they could be vegan

[trash jones @jzux]

my mom taught me to say “not my circus, not my monkeys” when some crazy shit someone was doing wasn’t my business. but when my friends are doing crazy shit it’s tough. bc I’m like that’s not my circus… but that’s MY monkey

[sus @p3st0slut]

@bae_ofbengal you die 🤷🏽‍♀️