jessy

Fair Street Nursery School Class of 93

[jessy @p3ttycr0cker]

Y’all @JJ_Krum is the worst best friend in the history of best friends. Would not recommend.

[jessy @p3ttycr0cker]

There should be an app that tells you what people saved your contact name in their phone as

[jessy @p3ttycr0cker]

No longer identify as a female, moving forward I shall only identify as a lonely teenage broncin’ buck (with a pink carnation and a pickup truck)

[jessy @p3ttycr0cker]

In girl world, Halloween is the one night of the year when a girl can dress like a total slut, and no other girls can say anything about it. @steveaustinBSR

[jessy @p3ttycr0cker]

Might fuck around and get a pair of these just to feel something 🥴

[jessy @p3ttycr0cker]

Literally no one can say @JCChasez did not go 👏🏻 the 👏🏻 fuck👏🏻 off👏🏻 on vocals on This I Promise You. Top tier.

[jessy @p3ttycr0cker]

Periodic “I miss old Kanye” post

[jessy @p3ttycr0cker]

Astounding to me that in 1998 brandy and Monica had a legit argument over a boy. A boy! Not even a man. Still inexcusable. Regardless “the boy is mine” still hits

[jessy @p3ttycr0cker]

@evakayecahill I mean…. He technically lives in another town

[jessy @p3ttycr0cker]

Just hit the “maybe I should chop off all my hair” stage of whatever depression spiral this is so if anyone needs me I’ll be binging bowls of cereal and crying because I think everyone is mad at me 🙃

[jessy @p3ttycr0cker]

I found out far too late that jay z wrote nicki’s verse in monster and I don’t think things have been quite right since

[jessy @p3ttycr0cker]

Anyone else get offended when your iPhone doesn’t recognize Face ID at midnight in the pitch black while you’re stuffing your face with crostini? Like how dare you not know me in my true form

[jessy @p3ttycr0cker]

I forget twitter exists but now that I can’t sleep and am here for my annual login you all need to know that people can become certified dog masseuses. THEY GET PAID TO PET DOGS. You’re welcome.

[Adam Sandler @AdamSandler]

Have a great Chanukah and thinking of you all

[Zac Stevens @ZacStevens]

The Broncos have the worst field goal percent (76.7) in the entire NFL.

[jessy @p3ttycr0cker]

@mollyconnolly Starbucks cup adults are v high on that list and I will die on this hill

[jessy @p3ttycr0cker]

Been real heavy on the #fuckaroundandfindout vibe lately

[jessy @p3ttycr0cker]

@RealMickFoley told me he would walk me down the aisle like 5 years ago LETS MAKE THIS HAPPEN PLEASE

[jessy @p3ttycr0cker]

@animenyc is a fucking nightmare, don't do it.

[jessy @p3ttycr0cker]

A word of advice to any man, preparing to tell a woman she's wrong about something specifically pertaining to what she literally does for a living, because you "read an article": don't.