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ankle biter

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nah I don’t have BO actually I was just hunched over a shepherds pie for 90 minutes before I got here

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I love the Charlotte hornets

[Alex Seitz-Wald @aseitzwald]

While you wasted your time pursuing your cute little passion of learning to code, I received a real education in the liberal arts.

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2026 is the year I start calling servers "sweetheart." just the guys tho

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books I read in 2025 // favorite films of 2025 // favorite first-watches of 2025

[walker @walkercapl]

“Can I bum an… IDEA?”
—The Man Who Smokes Thoughts (2025)

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Jobs near me full time no experience mid 20s overweight

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It's game day.

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It's game day.

[Madeleine Baker @madeleineebaker]

He never sleeps, the president. He is golfing, golfing. He says that he will never die

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@Fat_Mahomes moral victory fs

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thats the stuff

[SEC Network @SECNetwork]

BEAU PRIBULA'S FIRST PASS OF HIS @MizzouFootball CAREER IS A 51-YARD TD 🎯🔥

[cary @brokebackstan]

if we are now considering it glutenous to eat a breakfast sandwich you can just kill me honestly

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this would work on me

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

I like cooking dinner for my beautiful fiancee. But more than that I like leaving all the nasty caked on dishes for her to clean while I look at my phone and fart and drink soda and play with my nuts. I am trying to become more hateful and cruel to people in my life this year.

[Mike Recine @mikerecine]

If I ever catch either of my sons watching The Nelk Boys I will kill myself.

[gal kilmer @beepupkin]

what if heat was green

[🍳 Payton @P810FK]

Forgot A Serious Man. I'm sick.

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Zohran.

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@jackstephens789 Ocean's Twelve elite choice