João Azoia

ICU Nurse working in Ambulatory Care 🕯#custardtarts ☕

[João Azoia @pDNAzoia]

@barracadojulio @ipma_pt Depressão a Norte do Porto cerca das 12 horas, mas ventos e chuva fortes no Sul

[João Azoia @pDNAzoia]

@barracadojulio @ipma_pt O “olho” da tempestade passa a Norte, mas as regiões com mais vento são onde as diferenças de pressão são maiores, com mais linhas no mapa e velocidades superiores.

[ERC - European Resuscitation Council @ERC_resus]

✅ Flowers and chocolate won’t save your love.
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#ERC #RESUSValentine #CPRAndValentine #ValentineCampaign #CPR #RestartAHeart

[João Azoia @pDNAzoia]

@ERC_resus @ERC_resus will you share the video?

[The Nobel Prize @NobelPrize]

"We have learned to fly the air like birds and swim the sea like fish, but we have not learned the simple art of living together as brothers,” said Martin Luther King, Jr. who received the 1964 Nobel Peace Prize.

Learn more: https://t.co/ppVURTckqz

[João Azoia @pDNAzoia]

@OACerebro Cheers! 🙏🏼

[Oscar Arias @OACerebro]

Enjoy!

https://t.co/YybiZJvXP8

[João Azoia @pDNAzoia]

@UddinAkhlaque @OACerebro But is it on a free, downloadable pdf? 😉

[British Journal of Anaesthesia @BJAJournals]

Which rapid infusion system does your institution have? The #Belmont® RI-2 emerges as the only device in this new study by Eichinger et al. that can achieve adequate heating at high flow rates..

https://t.co/ay2HEuHFEb

[João Azoia @pDNAzoia]

@YSTeachingNHS @Xeon4f145d96s1 @BMA_James_Steen You’ve lost me at “Whilst… 😞

[Shematologist, MD @acweyand]

PSA:

Your period should not
🩸last longer than 7 days
🩸interfere with your life
🩸happen more than monthly
🩸require product changes more than every 2 hours
🩸have clots larger than a quarter
🩸cause debilitating pain
🩸require double product coverage
🩸make you anemic

[João Azoia @pDNAzoia]

@acweyand @GallopingSkirt 3/3 Note: I was born in 🇵🇹, we used Escudos (double barred $), starter working after 2002 so got paid in €, now live in the UK (£ to go to the market) and have never been to the States, so never seen a quarter, but tell me the ‘accurate’ size of a clot and you lose me at 24 mm😂

[João Azoia @pDNAzoia]

@acweyand @GallopingSkirt 2/3 And don’t worry too much about precision; apart from the 2 illuminati every tweet has, everyone gets your points: once a month means you aren’t supposed to have a period every couple of weeks, and a quarter is an American coin, so maybe an inch wide?! 😅

[João Azoia @pDNAzoia]

@bykatewomersley Sad when role, post and title are mixed in the same bag.

[Dr] Kate, ST# Doctor

Would that hurt too much?!

[João Azoia @pDNAzoia]

@revcathfrog @bykatewomersley You don’t have your title, but got your role.
[Rev] Cath, Chaplain
@bykatewomersley got her training stage, but no role.
[Dr] Kate, ST# [Doctor]

[João Azoia @pDNAzoia]

@thehungrybrain @AgChaigne @KodbaSnjezana But they’re not aligned or vertically centred ❤️‍🩹❣️😳💆🙏😅

[Dr Linda Dykes has moved to Bluesky @DrLindaDykes]

Stopping buying Russian gas will presumably make gas prices skyrocket, and the #costoflivingcrisis worse. But if that reduces the likelihood of #WW3 and helps #Ukraine by hurting Russia, it surely has to be preferable to the alternative?

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

Had a phone conversation with @BorisJohnson. Grateful to the British Prime Minister for his position, new decisions to enhance the combat capabilities of the Ukrainian army. Agreed on further joint steps to counter the aggressor.

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

In a phone conversation, I thanked @AndrzejDuda for his personal leadership in granting Ukraine membership in the #EU. The concrete daily assistance of Poland to our country is also invaluable. The 🇺🇦 🇵🇱 relationship is a common history and, I am sure, a common European future.