P. Everett

Alfredo

[Eigil Fjeldgren Rischel - abstr/acc @Ayegill]

I heard there was a secret cord
That David made and displeased the Lord,
But you don't really care for safety, do ya?

Well it goes like this, a plug, a switch
A circuit breaker open-hitched
The socket catching fire, hallelujah.

[P. Everett @pEverett]

A xylophone ensemble of tax accountants who play Pink Floyd's "Money", bow, and silently leave the stage. cc: @LincolnCenter

[P. Everett @pEverett]

It’s Supreme

[P. Everett @pEverett]

Tommy Bahama but for millennials

[P. Everett @pEverett]

What did I mean by this?

[P. Everett @pEverett]

Do you think this is real Matthew Calamari or just Matt PigAnus ?

[P. Everett @pEverett]

Palms sweaty / Mom’s spaghetti/ Lawrence Ferlinghetti

[merritt k (not really here anymore) @merrittk]

🤔

[P. Everett @pEverett]

“Thanks” I say to the person leaving the bathroom as it’s my turn to enter. They didn’t hold the door. Or help in anyway. But thanks all the same.

[P. Everett @pEverett]

This is one of the most important music lessons in existence

[Dust-to-Digital @dusttodigital]

Happy birthday to Bootsy Collins, born on this day in 1951 in Cincinnati, Ohio. Here he is sharing his formula for funk in the BBC series “Rockschool” from the 1980s.

[P. Everett @pEverett]

“A big deal for Wilco fans” Sounds like the tweet of someone who doesn’t want anyone to know they like Wilco. Anyway, perfect record.

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

A big deal for @Wilco fans https://t.co/Ku3enQ3yte

[P. Everett @pEverett]

It sure is Elijah!

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

2/2/22

[P. Everett @pEverett]

Cc @mulaney

[P. Everett @pEverett]

@JOSH_BENNY This is visual poetry

[P. Everett @pEverett]

My Italian American ancestors when I pronounce Moderna with a little flourish

[P. Everett @pEverett]

@JahHills Cruel

[P. Everett @pEverett]

...then shortly after the gender reveal fires, Dolly Parton helped fund the vaccine...

[P. Everett @pEverett]

Hell yes bitch

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

Remember: Obamacare is the appetizer, socialized medicine (aka Berniecare) is the main course. #SCSen

[Dust-to-Digital @dusttodigital]

Hermeto Pascoal and a group of musicians water drumming in Parque Estadual do Alto da Ribeira (High Creek State Park) near the southern border of São Paulo in 1985.

[P. Everett @pEverett]

Whatever the future holds we’re never sharing food like this again, right? That would be nice