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that’s why they pay me the big bugs

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I’ll put whatever the fuck i want on the internet it’s my internet too

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I was today years old when I learned about pitch wavering & that some people have a hard time holding a note or even reaching a note which is why they waver And I am blown away

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Grandma moshpit called me again to see if I’d drive her to another Coady Willis show but she didn’t know I moved to GA. This old lady messages coady like he’s her bf. Then when her husband doesn’t wanna drive her to another big biz/melvins/ high on fire show she calls me

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I’m so glad none of my friends, family or loved ones drive a Mazda. Ugly ass glorified ford poo from an ass

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if u drop cookie crumbs into the neckline of a low cut body suit , U will find the crumbs when you are 90% naked in a public bathroom. It’s not usually a problem Just another day in the life

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I am 29 years old I do high intensity interval cardio training w a fully loaded 9mm in my mini bag & a lil Chardonnay in my system. Then I go home & smoke a hand rolled American spirit with dried rose petals & Aldi green tea leaves . I am jobless and free

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tune in next weekend where I convince Tom’s band to go by Charlie & The Neck Wounds

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Makes me wish I would’ve just told him then ya know

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My whole life I’ve been so hesitant to tell my dad I can communicate energetically. I finally told him today & he believes me because he has the same experiences. He doesn’t think I’m crazy because he’s always been like this too

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It was around that time my aunt (his sister) passed away. He told me that’s fucking crazy bc they always read books together & he asked me if I’m psychic and I was like whaaat nooo… nah it was just a dream how weird then I changed the subject lol

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Also disclaimer idk how much of this is true bc I am not a legitimate herpetologist & I do not have formal training & I’ve hardly scraped the surface of studying herps & I have very little experience/knowledge compared to others. But I do love learning & feeding my curiosities :)

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we were looking for scarlet kings & asked spirit where to go & i heard a cardinal direction then “make 2 lefts then you’re there!” So we followed that & ended up flipping a Pygmy rattlesnake which is wildly rare

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If you look at spots where ppl have reported their photographed sightings of Pygmy’s, they’re always found while on the crawl. I have yet to find a single report of someone flipping one in this part of GA