Patroba Ambale

#Wear_the_damn_mask

[Patroba Ambale @p_ambale]

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[Patroba Ambale @p_ambale]

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[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

Man will die, as many have. On a cold night or dreary morning. Everything goes: it is fate's decree. But today we eat, we breathe, & laugh. We live. Until we can't. Then it is beyond us.

[World Athletics @WorldAthletics]

Female Athlete of the Year nominee ✨

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[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

People want to reap the benefits of their relationship alone and outsource its consequences/responsibilities to us.

When you were getting chocolate it was "My Man", now that he's cheated it's "Men". It doesn't work like that.

[Thespotcheck.co.ke @AllanObare4]

The judge asked the killer of former Egyptian president Anwar Sadat:
“Why did you kill Sadat ?"

He said to him: “Because he was secular !"

The judge replied ,
“What does secular mean ?"

The killer said ,
“I don't know !"

In the case of the attempted assassination of the late Egyptian writer Naguib Mahfouz, the judge asked the man who stabbed Naguib Mahfouz:
“Why did you stab him ?"

The terrorist said:
"Because of his novel - 'The children of our neighbourhood'."

The judge asked him ,
"Have you read this novel ?"

The criminal said,
"No !"

Another judge asked the terrorist who killed the Egyptian writer Faraj Fouda:

“Why did you murder Faraj Fouda ?"

The terrorist replied:
"Because he was an infidel !"

The judge asked him ,
"How did you know he was an infidel ?"

The terrorist replied:
“According to the books he has written .”

The judge said ,

"Which one of his books made you think he was an infidel ?"

The terrorist:
“I haven't read any of his books !"

Judge:
"What ! ?"

The terrorist replied ,
“I can't read or write !"

Hate is Never Spread by Knowledge .
It Always Spreads out of Ignorance .

In most cases ...
Most people who hate don't know anything about the person or people they hate .

[Patroba Ambale @p_ambale]

@The_CheatSheets This totally works

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

The Economics of African Relationships:

1. Women marry comfort, men marry what challenges them. Thus, men look for women to make happy, women look for men that make them happy. Unfortunately, both are subject to the law of diminishing returns. Hence the thawing in marriage.

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

The problem with Kenya is not its leaders. The problem with Kenya is its majority citizens and the depth of their aspirations. Elected leaders are the embodiment of the citizenry's conscience, or lack thereof. This country did not go to the dogs. The country is a Dog.

[Dr. C @chao_mbogho]

"Our role is to build relationships that can bear the weight of truth."

[Patroba Ambale @p_ambale]

@AmbokoJH Please share [email protected] Have a nice day.

[Krishna @Krishn_aGupta]

Some interesting APIs you can use for your next projects 🔥

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[Spry Voice @SpryVoice]

Just learned that BODMAS in Kiswahili is MAGAZIJUTO (Mabano, Gawanya, Zidisha, Jumlisha, Toa)

[Patroba Ambale @p_ambale]

@Nanjala1 Hehe.....we already did.

[Patroba Ambale @p_ambale]

@MOH_Kenya What is happening here, someone forgot to switch accounts.

[Patroba Ambale @p_ambale]

*106#, thanks @SafaricomPLC . This works. I just checked to know phone numbers registered using my id.

[Patroba Ambale @p_ambale]

All operators should provide ussd codes where users can enter their id numbers to retrieve numbers registered to them
This can help us stop fraudulent sim registrations using stolen identities.

[Patroba Ambale @p_ambale]

@MOH_Kenya My colleagues who are already double jabbed, have portal accounts but the certificates are neither available for download or viewing. What are they to do for the certs to be posted on their respective portals?

[Patroba Ambale @p_ambale]

All operators should provide ussd codes where users can enter their id numbers to retrieve numbers registered to them
This can help us stop fraudulent sim registrations using stolen identities.

[Safaricom PLC @SafaricomPLC]

Public Announcement on SIM Registration Requirements.

[Patroba Ambale @p_ambale]

This thread. Ageing refines you.

[Mwalimu Mūtemi wa Kīama @MutemiWaKiama]

Thread on growth... #Copied

As you get older, you begin to zero down on your options. There’s a certain pruning that begins to happen. You begin entering an energy-saving mode.

[Patroba Ambale @p_ambale]

@chao_mbogho Okay, I will. Thanks again.