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[payton @p_ballin]

I'm the type of person that spills lasagna on my homework and then labels it smh

[cal? @cal_gif]

did anyone else find the death of Billy Mays the oxyclean guy to be a very significant part of their childhood or was that just me

[payton @p_ballin]

@__kenzzz__3 @ktumba01 Is your birthday July 24? No? Oof this is awkward

[payton @p_ballin]

@ktumba01 @__kenzzz__3 Agreed 🙈🥵🤭 hit my line boo

[payton @p_ballin]

What working with 4 year olds is like: a poem

Me: “Hey Bailey, what is your baby doll’s name?”

Bailey: *looks me dead in the eye* “Long-term memory”

[Mythri Jegathesan @MythriJega]

International students are not just students. They are TAs, workers, researchers, co-thinkers, authors, athletes, roommates, friends, caretakers, and partners. This isn’t just an order. ICE is gutting what’s left of higher education. There are no words for how inhumane this is.

[payton @p_ballin]

This hits a little close to home

[prance @bocxtop]

would like to announce my girlfriend is eating for two!!! after a doctor's visit yesterday he confirmed what we’ve been suspecting for weeks now, she has a tapeworm

[payton @p_ballin]

@alyssayocky This is beautiful Yocky ❤️ I’m so sorry for your loss. Sending hugs and prayers!

[payton @p_ballin]

@__kenzzz__3 It’s our little secret

[payton @p_ballin]

But is anyone gonna talk about the fact that there is literal spaghetti on this tortilla or am I the only one

[AJ+ @ajplus]

Chipotle will pay a record $25 million in fines for serving tainted food that left 1,100 people sick — the largest food safety fine ever paid in the U.S.

The company has admitted to poor safety practices, and will avoid conviction by starting a better food handling program.

[payton @p_ballin]

@JohnathanCannon OMG hahahaha

[payton @p_ballin]

@alyssayocky Thankssss 😂 it’s kind of embarrassing but I did my best lol

[Fort Lewis Skyhawks @FLCSkyhawks]

Finalist: Freshmen forward Ashley Strader buries an overtime game-winner against rival Colorado Mesa from a near impossible angle! The victory was the second of four straight must-wins the Skyhawks earned to close out the regular season and earn a playoff berth.