pey attention to me

praxis makes perfect (she/her)

[pey attention to me @p_beiter]

renewable energy is literally the sexiest thing i’ve ever seen i just saw a windmill and got a boner

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

Pure class and grace but me personally I would’ve walked over there and farted and left

[hera @shiningdaisies]

top reasons to do something:
1. funsies
2. spite

[Judith Butler Bible Thumper @philosophysux]

Not now sweetie. Mommy's busy using her intellect to bludgeon her emotions into catatonic submission

[shy @zacyino]

there’s some sza songs u gotta leave alone when u doing better in life

[miss let it linger @glindacent]

im gonna piss myself

[vibe instructor✌🏾🐝 @Vanessa_ABee]

they got marie-antoinette for less

[Paul Brown @0xQuasark]

Everybody needs a friend like Craig ❤️

[sigh ‎ ‎ ‎ ⊹ swoon @sighswoon]

That wasn’t a sItUaTionShip that was a passing muse remember They defined a season They made you try new things They gave you life and took it away just like God does It was scary but it was perfect Don’t be so rude and ungrateful

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

my bf going "but i thought you liked carl with lindsay who is aniyah" OMG JUST GO

[erin chack @ErinChack]

My mom framed my divorce essay and hung it on the wall between my sisters’ wedding portraits

[. @mithkii]

I love when a man gives up on me so I can focus on feeling weird in my room

[roku @rokuxvii]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad dick and no money

[The Man of Astoria @depechejoe]

My dad did this with a full cheesecake one time. He loved this bakery in Astoria’s cheesecake and bought one to bring back to Michigan. When I said that was risky he was like “why? I’ll hold it on my lap and everyone will find it eccentric and charming.” He was absolutely right

[erika @yeeeerika]

i love the word tchotchke. like yessss give me a word with some texture

[pey attention to me @p_beiter]

I’m Corbin

[Bryan @Bryan60112]

I feel like Corbin the type to play GTA ignore all the missions and head straight to the strip club

[𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗮 ・ ₊ ˚ ✦ @subnormara]

hubo un tiempo en el que mi madre dejaba el libro que se estaba leyendo en el baño y toda la familia acababa leyéndolo cuando iba a cagar…. leímos todos la ladrona de libros y ninguno dijo nada…. solo pasó en mi casa o es una experiencia universal…..?

[Luann’s Camel 🇵🇸🇱🇧 @luannscamel]

Porsha Williams is the first Ziwe guest I have ever seen completely GAG Ziwe… don’t come for a prestige 🍑 if you can’t keep up lmao
#RHOA