Parker Cantrell

OSU Alum, Cattle (that’s really all you need to know)

[Parker Cantrell @p_cantrell_]

Yo @chipgaines @joannagaines I’m much better at ranchin than I am at home remodeling. What do ya say I manage your cows and you remodel my house. Deal?

[Parker Cantrell @p_cantrell_]

Yo @okstate why is it that every time my birthday is on a Saturday, we play an away game? All I want is a home football game on October 26. This has to be one of the biggest @OKSTProbs

[Parker Cantrell @p_cantrell_]

@CBKReport @ORUMBB @MizzouHoops @CycloneMBB @KUHoops @TexasMBB @UVAMensHoops @UCLAMBB @BaylorMBB Hold up… they really considered the Iowa State vs Okstate loss a Quad 1 Loss???

[Parker Cantrell @p_cantrell_]

@barstoolsports OSU developed the breed of grass. Which was also used in the AFC and NFC championships. Don’t come at OSU when it’s simply a matter of improper management by the phoenix sod crew.

[Parker Cantrell @p_cantrell_]

@barstoolchicago if the bears really wanna trade fields. Here’s how it goes the best IMO.

Fields and 1st ovr ➡️ NYJ

Garret Wilson, 13 ovr, 2024 1st & 3rd RD ➡️ chi

Chi gets a weapon and ability to draft Hooker in 1st. Hyatt in Rd 2 or 3

NYJ gets a QB1 and Anderson Jr

[Parker Cantrell @p_cantrell_]

@Colby_Daniels Would love to get your take on this during your segment.

Do you agree that it might be time to move on from Gundy and Boynton? I’ve stood by them, but it seems like Boynton just can’t get over the hump and Gundy can’t seem to make the tough choices.

[Parker Cantrell @p_cantrell_]

@BigAlJerkens would love to get your take on air for this. Do you think it’s time for OSU to move on from Gundy and Boynton? I’ve backed them from the jump, but it just seems to me that they’ve either gotten all they can out in CBB and won’t make the tough choices in FB.

[Parker Cantrell @p_cantrell_]

Hey @SteveKerr here’s an idea from the son of a teacher and superintendent. Arm the teachers! Best way to stop a bad guy w/ a gun is a good guy w/ a gun. I don’t hardly know a single teacher that wouldn’t use deadly force to protect students!

[Parker Cantrell @p_cantrell_]

I’m sorry, but if you ghost me after having multiple conversations about a calf I have for sale and tell me you really like that calf… I will not have anything for sale for you in the future.

Have some respect and simply say you’re going to go a different route.

[Parker Cantrell @p_cantrell_]

STOP AGING CATTLE

[Parker Cantrell @p_cantrell_]

@newson6wxguy Sooo when is this wind going to stop? It’s been getting old for a while.

[Parker Cantrell @p_cantrell_]

Yo @morrayda1 I need to apologize for not falling in love with “Mistakes” quicker. That song is LEGIT

[Parker Cantrell @p_cantrell_]

@Colby_Daniels

I don’t necessarily think that it’s unfair (as a bills fan), I think that it puts TOO much pressure on the defense in an offensive league (as you said). But you could also run it similar to a normal game and the team that last scored kicks off. No coin toss need

[Parker Cantrell @p_cantrell_]

@Colby_Daniels @TheBlitzMatt Sleepless in Seattle, karate kid 1&2, Rudy

[Parker Cantrell @p_cantrell_]

@Colby_Daniels I have a sneaky suspicion that Joe Bob will be new OKState DC. D Line was top performer. Only makes sense.

[Parker Cantrell @p_cantrell_]

Spencer Rattler look like the type of dude to throw a pick-6 and then go to the sideline complaining to the defense that they didn’t make the tackle.

[Parker Cantrell @p_cantrell_]

I have realized I have am too deep in the show cattle industry…

I saw someone put PB crackers and immediately said “purebred crackers”

[Parker Cantrell @p_cantrell_]

“Black Hereford is a breed and not just a black baldy” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Parker Cantrell @p_cantrell_]

This is slander and I will not stand for it #herfnation

[Mitch Field @vacas_negras]

“I like Herefords” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Parker Cantrell @p_cantrell_]

If you can’t spell Charolais properly, you don’t need Charolais cattle.

Hi, I’m Parker Cantrell, and this is my TED Talk.

[Parker Cantrell @p_cantrell_]

I’ve had depression. I’ve had pain. I’ve had a broken heart. But this is a new level.