P-dawg

daughter of MILF. auntie to chungus. friend to none.

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i’d squeeze your ass chocolate onto graham crackers any day honey cakes -big L

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it’s a sanctuary

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titillating

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why just ask tits or ass? why not feet? why not a little bit of chicken fried? or cold beer on a friday night? why do we always forget about a pair of jeans that fits just right? or the radio on?

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move over Unwritten, free the bits is coming -big L

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Today is the day i look the best because it’s the only way i can get the upper hand on the bitches 💋

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there’s something poetic about scottish dancing next to the man who deflowered u on valentine’s day 💕

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i go into my room, i turn on my string lights, plug in my himalayan salt lamp, light my bed bath & beyond candle…and then i be vibin 💃🏽

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bryn mawr bitches do be square dancing

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it is winter in my uterus”

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“you’re the perfect height to make fun of because you’re short but it’s not like a medical thing” -Malini Rajbandhari

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molly with the bangin quotes today but “i wouldn’t consider myself a mother…i’m more of a farmer��

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I didn’t get the sense that he was a Mormon…but I could be wrong

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i’m so happy i just peed a little

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they should invent an adderall vape

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u can flex ur bit cheeks with freedom in baggy jeans

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twinks notoriously get dry in the winter. bundle up, twinks. stay hydrated. stay safe.

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@swagb3ans friends who do poos together go schmooze together

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friendship is when ur bowel movements r synced up

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“i think i need to do that once in life…practice safe sex”