Parker Franklin

My name is Pdizzle, and I'm off da hizzle. You know how we do, this shiz is fo rizzle.

[Parker Franklin @p_dizzle]

@7xMatyy do you like free burritos? @BurritoBoyzDAO

[Parker Franklin @p_dizzle]

Coming all the way from Austin, TX for the Grand Opening of @PlayHouseDallas this Thursday

[Parker Franklin @p_dizzle]

I am teh best quickscoper ever

[Parker Franklin @p_dizzle]

AHHHH! I CAN HEAR FUN FROM THIS TICKET HELP TENT! LIFE IS AWESOME!

[Parker Franklin @p_dizzle]

I'm the only one on this bus and it was free because I'm a student. So it's basically my own private shuttle. Pretty tight.

[Parker Franklin @p_dizzle]

@lizzzard_10 text me next time fool!

[Parker Franklin @p_dizzle]

@lizzzard_10 darn you Lizzy, I totally would have if I had seen this sooner.

[Parker Franklin @p_dizzle]

I just saw a brand new yellow Corvette with the vanity plate "2TH DK." Lamest dentist ever.

[Parker Franklin @p_dizzle]

I just fell down the stairs in my house and I wasn't drunk or high or anything. You win this time, gravity.

[Parker Franklin @p_dizzle]

GTA5... should I get it? Does it live up to the hype? These are the hard decisions that keep me up at night...

[Parker Franklin @p_dizzle]

@SlumSoldier looks like somebody is JEALOUS!!!

[Parker Franklin @p_dizzle]

I like going to the gym and lifting as much weight as I possibly can and watching the veins on my neck pop up like a toaster pastry.

[Parker Franklin @p_dizzle]

When @ScuffDawg comes into your room, rips a soul destroying fart, and then closes the door without even saying anything. I hate my life.

[Parker Franklin @p_dizzle]

Everybody's Somebody's Everything.

[Parker Franklin @p_dizzle]

@ScuffDawg wrong

[Parker Franklin @p_dizzle]

Somebody wanna design a tattoo for me?

[Parker Franklin @p_dizzle]

Last time I checked everybody loves that guy.

[Parker Franklin @p_dizzle]

When I grow up I wanna be the guy that already knows a ton about the subject but takes the class anyways to constantly correct the professor

[Parker Franklin @p_dizzle]

@ScuffDawg u wish, thts 1 of da best songz of da summr.

[Parker Franklin @p_dizzle]

@JosephDunne1 @TaylorKoch19 I thought we were keeping that on the DL?