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i’m hard to digest and i hate spoon feeding...

[Dylan Ali @dylanali_]

vehicular homicide gooner daughter or drive thru sexual predator suicidal gooner son

[tess @kimyerisms]

Hello America! This week, [spins wheel] TOFU is contaminated with [spins wheel] INK!

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

I renew my appeal for an end to the ongoing violence against the Palestinian civilian population in the West Bank, and I urgently call on the international community to work toward advancing the two-state solution, for a just and lasting peace.

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Not really sure how we explain to later generations how there was a highly televised ethnic cleansing in 4K

[Nikko @MyDickInYoMouth]

hitler in hell like this right now

[url ÿ @urly5k]

only here for the #honeymoon phase do not show me ur #truecolors

[K-Ci’s “Alizeeeee” adlib on “How Do U Want It” @IceQuebe_]

Aye man keep those Sophie Cunningham swimsuit pics off my TL

[Leon Ardo 👽 @MartianSon]

Sarah saw this and thought, "I think I'll go make the moves on Bear at 3:00 in the morning."

[jackson @jacksonicide]

The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to palantir

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[nov* @DRACOWORLDORDER]

Goku

[Uzane @uzanethegoat]

you’ll be vibing to drake then he’ll just start explaining your current situation in full detail

[♰ @reeceollld]

nasty nigga really ordered hot chocolate & fish in the morning

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for ‘VICTORIAN PSYCHO’, starring Maika Monroe.

The film follows an eccentric governess who takes care of children in a remote gothic manor whilst hiding her psychopathic tendencies.

In theaters later this year.

[𝒮𝒾𝑒. ᡣ𐭩 @Cindtrillella]

That Iced Tea Hennessy shit was a good idea i’m not gone lie lol @CIA

[❒ @RlCKYRAGE]

me turning on my $25 ice spice air fryer

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

yes fighting & drinking will be allowed at my funeral

[bum @BattleRapBum]

no other app produces sentences like these, I be readin shit I never read before