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[cyber @yoboimuna]

Semenyo in the dressing room listening to Enzo’s call with his Argentine teammates

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

No shit, bro retired 10 years ago and his starting LB is his former teammate😭

[Gaza Jim @Staydafuckmad]

enjoy the jollof rice

[Camden W. @ChannelCamden]

James Gunn immediately after Gal Gadot left his office:

[𝐀𝐝𝐚𝐩𝐭 @UtdAdapt]

I still miss you every single day. #MUFC

[ToTo 𝕏 @UTDkingsley]

going into 4 competitions, 2 games per week with a washed shawarma as our only leftback…

[Kobi @UTDKobi]

60 games with Luke Shaw as our only actual left back

[Breezy @BreezyUTD]

THREE PLAYERS.

That's all Carrick got for getting us Champions League

My heads gone

[jαck. @Utd1Optimist]

Please try again bro @SheikhJassim92

[Dyl @UtdDyl]

INEOS couldn’t sell Crack to a Crackhead.

[_pk @P_kinyua_]

Warehouse are so funny, why I’m I training someone when I’ve only been here for 4 months

[Dzner™️ @DznerV3]

Ended the transfer window with the same back 4 that lost 4-0 to Brentford in 2022

[_pk @P_kinyua_]

My mixed coworker decided to come in smelling like his white side of the family today

[MastaMunsta @MunstaMasta]

Good night

[BUGG🐞 @BuggHive]

If each member of the Justice League physically harmed you and you decide to take them to court, would you Sue them as a group, or would you Superman?

[michael. @homebodymike]

Bernadette: My Husband is a Black Man in America

The Guardians:

[_pk @P_kinyua_]

@gikunjuu Bro they better stick the landing but so far I’m locked in

[Emzel @Emzyl_]

United still have players in their team from the Obama administration