Pilar

“you are imperfect, permanently and inevitably flawed. and you are beautiful.” -Amy Bloom

[Pilar @p_lar]

Curious to know how old my mom was when she realized pistachios-esp pistachio ice cream was amazing. Bc for me, it was 43. @HaagenDazs_US pistachio all day! 🙌🏽🍦

[Pilar @p_lar]

Wow @Wendys wow. I don’t think you can even call this a patty anymore. This is more like a post it note of beef 🤦🏽‍♀️ the only positive is maybe the amount of bacon but damn. Times are real tough, huh?

[Pilar @p_lar]

What I wouldn’t give to argue with you on what I’m feeding the baby. Yell at you for making her cry with your kisses. Get frustrated at the unapproved nickname that you’d undoubtedly give her. I know you’re still here and watch over us regularly but I wish you were here.

[Pilar @p_lar]

@priskilllerrr Meh… I don’t feel bad after eating them but that may also be bc I don’t have the urge to eat the whole box 😅

[Pilar @p_lar]

When you grew up on Nutter Butters and Kudos but now you’re 43 and you need to be concerned about your health

[Pilar @p_lar]

@priskilllerrr Tita Rita? Hahha

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@priskilllerrr Hahaha 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[Pilar @p_lar]

@priskilllerrr 😍 so what did you write for this year?

[Pilar @p_lar]

What is the appropriate reaction when you’ve discovered your cat beat you to the bacon that you were saving for breakfast this morning?!?

a) anger
b) amazed
c) concern
d) all of the above

[Pilar @p_lar]

No prenatal, postnatal, pregnancy/postpartum tips will EVER prepare you for the amount of pain that comes when needing to sneeze or cough post C-section 😣 #killmenow

[Pilar @p_lar]

#PSA to all sonogram techs, as an expecting mom, while I appreciate that you are trying to get me all angles of the baby, the front of the baby’s face is unnecessary and definitely unnerving. It’s like seeing Skelator growing inside me 🙈

[Pilar @p_lar]

When you haven’t set foot outside of your house in a week and the weather suddenly changed. I feel like I need to go back in and change into fall clothes #September

[Pilar @p_lar]

Favorite quotes so far:

“Yeah, it’s weird… not seeing you drink” -@priskilllerrr ‘s mans

“It’s gotta be like the longest detox ever” -@TonysAss

[Pilar @p_lar]

@jed_mosely Stock up on condoms buddy 🙈🤣

[Pilar @p_lar]

We just can’t have anything nice anymore…
Except guns and cigarettes

[Pilar @p_lar]

2022 is already a rollercoaster ride. Or maybe it’s just May? I can’t keep up with all the exciting twists this year has to offer 🙏🏼 looking forward to see what else is around the corner. ☀️blessings on blessings #Thankful

[Pilar @p_lar]

I just realized, I’ll never run into you again. While teen me prob would’ve preferred it, 40 yo me is sad. Never again will we get to go to Bloomies together. Never again will I see your face brighten up when you see me at church. Miss your smile mom 💐

[Pilar @p_lar]

Not sure how many people realize but most folks struggle with the need of being perfect for everyone around them but never think of the need to be perfect for themselves. Thank you @PixarTurningRed for reminding us that we need to be true to ourself for no one else but ourself

[Pilar @p_lar]

Random ass thought of the day: when my Lola was around @FingerhutTweets was her #Amazon We all went to school with personalized pencil and random gadgets/gifts that she would find 💚 I think I’m way past due for a set of personalized pencils/pens

[Pilar @p_lar]

At lunch with the core Albanos, the elder states-folk yesterday and will forever refer to an alcoholic drink as “happy water”