Preston Cole

a duck walked up to a lemonade stand

[Preston Cole @p_mad23]

Open for a surprise

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Just curious to see what people say.

[Preston Cole @p_mad23]

Did anyone else read magic tree house books as a kid?

[Preston Cole @p_mad23]

As it turns out, the toasted cheddar chalupa from Taco Bell is actually not good.

[Preston Cole @p_mad23]

I’m grateful for the Book of Mormon. #givethanks

[Preston Cole @p_mad23]

*accurate representation of what will happen if America votes trump out*

[Preston Cole @p_mad23]

@acgjd @kslsports @utahjazz That’s my point. We let celebrities influence us way too much.

[Preston Cole @p_mad23]

@Isaacfalling @kslsports @utahjazz It’s one thing to tweet your opinion as a constituent and another thing to take part in a round table with a VP candidate talking about remaking America.

[Preston Cole @p_mad23]

Just so everyone knows, it is possible to go to lake Powell without telling social media about it. Just look at me, I just went there and not a word... ;)

[Preston Cole @p_mad23]

Tbh if a song doesn’t hit different you won’t find it on my playlists ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Preston Cole @p_mad23]

Sports center be like
“He’s the first player to eat a snickers bar 21 minutes before a playoff game since Michael Jordan!”

[Preston Cole @p_mad23]

Dell Loy Hansen is getting more crap than he deserves tbh

[Calvin Chappell @CHALVIN2018]

Jazz: we need more threes

Mike Conley: hold my baby

[Preston Cole @p_mad23]

Just ordered a slush with a side of barbecue sauce at sonic and the guy taking our order sounded confused for some reason

[AM @SuboptimalAm]

Why are the jazz and BYU a combined 0-6969 in games that go into OT

[Preston Cole @p_mad23]

Is making a funny Venmo caption super stressful for you or are you normal?

[Russell M. Nelson @NelsonRussellM]

We join with many throughout this nation and around the world who are deeply saddened at recent evidences of racism and a blatant disregard for human life.

https://t.co/Jm3nDwlAmd

[Kamaal S. Ahmad @CoachKamaal]

Just left the Salt Lake Cit protest. That was not about George Floyd, and it sure had nothing to do with racial equality, or justice.

[Preston Cole @p_mad23]

*kids playing pretend*
Kid 1* “How about you’re my sister?”
Kid 2* “ no, how about I am your children’s aunt?”