Peter Monari

Accountant/financial Analyst. Aspiring agricultural entrepreneur. Art is priceless. Always be objective.

[Peter Monari @P_Monari]

🐃Before you panic: Kenya has NOT put the buffaloes at Nairobi National Park on the menu.

The gazettement covers domesticated water buffaloes (the Asian breed farmed for milk & meat), not our wild African buffalo, says Livestock PS Jonathan Mueke

Mozzarella from Kiambu, anyone?

[Peter Monari @P_Monari]

Drink the alcohol.
Life is short.
Money is for living.
Sleep can wait one night.
The best stories start over drinks.
Know your limits.
Enjoy the glass, don't let it enjoy you.
Don't be hard on yourself.
LIVE a little.
#ManDay

[Eric @amerix]

Do not drink alcohol.

Alcohol is bad.

It wastes money.

It ruins sleep.

It ruins discipline.

It brings the wrong friends.

If you drink, stop.

If your circle drinks, leave that circle.

CHANGE or PERISH.

#ManDay

[Peter Monari @P_Monari]

Thinking you're the only one capable of doing wrong, while believing others don't have that capacity, is a high level of insanity. The same mind that lets you scheme, lie or betray exists in everyone around you. Never assume you're the only clever one in the room.

[Peter Monari @P_Monari]

Poverty doesn't always come from low income.
Sometimes it comes from being "too nice."
Saying yes to every request.
Funding everyone's emergencies.
Never putting yourself first.

Learn to say NO. Your bank account will thank you. 💰

[Peter Monari @P_Monari]

In 2022, IFC sold its Naivas stake.
In 2026, it's buying 6.5% of Naivas' biggest rival for Sh1.94bn.
Same investor, same sector, different horse. What did they see in four years that we didn't?

[Peter Monari @P_Monari]

Quickmart is being valued at Sh30bn on about Sh1.5bn profit. That's roughly 20 years of current profit.
Is that cheap or expensive for a Kenyan supermarket? Remember Nakumatt and Tuskys before you answer.

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@KhalidAlNumi $6,666

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Jorge Jesus did what many coaches fear: he benched Cristiano Ronaldo.

Ronaldo walked out. Jesus didn't blink:
"No player will ever make a decision for me."

Portugal 4-2 Denmark.

Legends earn respect. Coaches pick the team 🇵🇹

[Peter Monari @P_Monari]

Zimbabwean tycoon Wicknell Chivayo and his wife Lucy have died in a helicopter crash in Marondera, Zimbabwe.

A close friend of President Ruto, he pledged Sh25.9B in Kenyan investment, yet no specific project was ever publicly named.

His death leaves big questions unanswered.

[Peter Monari @P_Monari]

Critics: Lamu's $15B refinery has no crude to process.

Supporters: Singapore has no oil either, yet it's one of the world's biggest fuel exporters.

The real test? Beating cheap fuel from India & the Middle East on price.

Where do you stand? 🇰🇪 #Lamu

[Peter Monari @P_Monari]

A US court has blocked Trump's ~Ksh13M fee on new H-1B work visas. 🇺🇸
Big relief for Kenyan professionals eyeing jobs abroad.
Would you take a job in the US today, or is Kenya's diaspora dream changing? #H1B

[Peter Monari @P_Monari]

@MoraraKebaso Morara Kebaso has a history of cashing out during election bids. This isn't guesswork. He withdrew from the Kahawa Wendani MCA race, and many believe he received a payoff. During the Gen Z revolution, he was also accused of cashing out. He will not be in the ballot for Borabu

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@Prince_of_web3 Hi

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Paris Saint-Germain president Nasser Al Khelaifi lifts his second UCL 🔴🔵🏆🏆

[Peter Monari @P_Monari]

For every Kenyan already struggling with the high cost of living, the return of fuel adulteration is a concerning sign. What ought to be a basic need is gradually turning into an additional burden for regular people attempting to maintain their families and businesses.

[Peter Monari @P_Monari]

As a Man United fan, credit where it’s due. Arsenal have shown up. Finals wouldn’t be the same without them. If they win the UCL, then honestly… what miracle are people still waiting for? 😂

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@perkmaybe Hello

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Update: Tanzanian president Samia Suluhu Hassan has publicly rebuked President Ruto over his announcement of plans to construct an oil refinery in Tanga saying the proposal had been made without her knowledge.This unexpected criticism highlights the growing tensions...

[Peter Monari @P_Monari]

Have you thought running for Presidency in Kenya. Do you have the stakes? Even with the funds without innerdrive that thing is not a walk in the park. Let's see how things will unfold in 2027.

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This appointment requires an independent mind that can run FKF free from corruption appointing Mariga is not only a distraction it is a deliberate decision.Soon you will hear excuses that he was just a player,he cannot lead the whole federation.Funds swindled #FKFCoupeAttempt