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[redrum @griffisu]

eventually there will be an infant capable of handling 115° car interior we just have to keep trying

[chepa ☀️ @jenesaispasmec]

Mirabeau, premier à entrer au Panthéon, en est exclu trois ans plus tard, déclaré traître à la Nation et jeté à la fosse commune.

[The Middle-earth Mixer @MiddleearthMixr]

*sniiiifs*

“Wow.”

*inhales and exhales*

“Yeah that’s hot. So basically…”

*coughs*

“Look Cambodia had it coming.”

[Ben Clarkson 🐸💩 @benclarkson]

"God that's hot....*sniff*...Cambodia was a calculation, maybe not my best...you're a great interviewer"

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

whoops lost myself for about eight years there

[໊ @sonohoor]

born to say “who the actual fuck raised you to be this stupid” forced to work in groups

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room who knows where I’ll go next

[d @petiteyoungthug]

how do circumcised ppl sneak food into a movie theater

[Guy Bedaine @GuyBedaine]

Obligé de baiser dans le noir à La Jonquera depuis plusieurs heures cette situation est intolérable

[Zalasta @Zalasta]

Actualité religieuse hebdo : nos amis juifs fêtent ce weekend les deux premiers jours de Pessah, les catholiques ont aujourd'hui leur Dimanche des Rameaux, tandis que les cadres célèbrent le Marathon de Paris

[matt @mattybtweets69]

The left testicle is the more logical and analytical one. The right is the creative and artistic testicle.

[Lou Sassle @Bemesda]

@ShitpostRock

[OSINTtechnical @Osinttechnical]

The US Navy released a new photo of USS Preble (DDG-88) firing her HELIOS laser weapon.