Phiko

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[Dimpho Suzan Maepa @DimphoM10]

One year later, in record time, I have obtained the privilege to introduce myself as a 23 year old Masters Graduate from the University of Pretoria.

5 years, 3 degrees, 1 unstoppable force.

[Colourmesim @Simphiwe__M]

Incase anyone who can change my life sees this- hi my name is Simphiwe Mbatha. Welcomes to ‘Makeup Inspired by African Flags’ PART 1. 39 flags that are love letters to each country. Part 2 coming soon ❤️🌍🇿🇦 #colourmesim

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

I enjoy those AI fruit videos a little too much for my liking. Bananito leaving strawberrita.😅🤣

[Khanyisile Jamani @Jamani_Khanyi]

🍻To us who are nobody on this app, but still finds this app exciting 🥳💃🏾.

[𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted]

"Why is there so much sugar in everything?"

[grl 🌱 @PhiinaMwandingi]

sorry but I refuse to calorie count, it’s just not african

[🇿🇦TheGreatDlamini🇿🇦 @Phislash]

This man took an old tractor and made a joyride train for kids in his hood 🙌🏽

Im not a kid by any means but id ride this 😂

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

I saw someone say, “My hyper-independence comes from how little urgency people show when it comes to me,” and honestly, that resonated deeply.

[—𝙺𝚊𝙼𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚔𝚊🌸 @Sizi_phiwe]

I genuinely believe in chasing impukane ngeDoom until it spins on the floor

[Ndeeleh❤ @sleendeel]

I think I’m the only girl who doesn’t enjoy when I’m doing nails and hair😭👍 I’m sorry but it’s too overstimulating and a full time job. I enjoy the after effects yes, otherwise the whole process no😭😭

[‏ٰ @memesbyfavour]

Guys when I bump into you in public, I might say things like “we should hang out” I’m lying

[Phiko @p_mzii]

@miShumoZA_ How else should it be eaten

[MaNkhosi @Thabi_kaNkosi]

Me at my work desk cause I was too shy to dance on TikTok

[Esihle @Thato_Rachidi]

When I become rich i won’t say anything, but there will be signs😭…..

[telle @telleeetubby]

I am that cousin who doesn't know family members, I'm forever asking
"Ubani manje lo?"

[Rolivhuwa 🫶🏾 @ReezaySA]

ain't nothing in my life i wanted to try more than this 😭

[aka @akafaceUS]

This is why you should always put a sock on the end of a bat.

[In A Nutshell🥜 @Markosonke1]

The state has commercialised EVERYTHING😭

Healthcare? Private medical aid.
Education? Private schools and tutors.
Transport? Uber, Bolt, private buses.
Security? Armed response.
Electricity? Inverters and solar.
Water? JoJo tanks.
Even refuse removal is becoming a side hustle now

Our state can’t pride itself on providing anything except SONA and SOPA speeches and press statements.

Citizens are paying taxes and paying again privately just to survive . We’re basically living in a country where government is a motivational speaker, not a service provider. It may sound funny… but also very painful 🇿🇦💔

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

"Let's all go round and say a little bit about ourselves"

[Tate N Nghidinwavali @ThreePeatMadrid]

Another scam people have normalised is capitalists selling five pots with lids and calling it a 10-piece cookware set, because apparently lids have suddenly started counting as separate cookware.
Right up there with “per person sharing,” mxxm.