I just had the most humiliating experience of my life and I canโt stop crying.
I took too much caffeine this morning and, as a result, had to go to the bathroom as soon as I stepped into the gym.
Worst mistake Iโve ever made.
I get into the stall, lock the door, drop my pants and sit down.
After a few seconds, a small sound escapes from my body;
โpfffrrrrtttโ
As I bent over to pick my pants up, I heard something from the next stall that made me freeze.
A laugh.
Feeling confused, I resumed my operation until I heard something even worse.
โPPPPFFFFFRRRRAAAAATTTTTโ
My face instantly turned red. I knew what was happening.
I went through my bag, frantically trying to find laxatives in order to prevent what I knew would happen next.
A loud, boisterous laugh followed by four words that broke me.
โGet shit-mogged, kid.โ
I couldnโt believe it.
I heard him leave the stall 5 minutes ago but havenโt found the courage yet to get up and leave.
Iโve just been sitting here, silently crying wishing I had just stayed home.
I hate this, I hate everything.