@maxxietrap Hey, thanks for asking! Gladly I‘m fine so far… Weather has been great here, so I went outside a lot… And the rest of the time I‘m either working or playing TOTK. 🤓
Don‘t worry, if there is one thing I‘ll never stop doing, it‘s stretching my pussy. I‘ll be back, soon! ✌️😘
Guess where I spent my day! After nearly 25 years of putting stuff up my butt, I had my first ER visit of my life. With an inferior buttplug stuck up my pussy. Damn, that was embarrassing… 🙄
But most of the hospital staff was very kind and helpful. Big thanks to them! 😘1/3
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Two things I got reminded of today: ���️
1.) Never listen to your butt, without consulting your brain
2.) Don’t use cheap and potentially unsafe toys
Only premium silicone toys for my hole from now on! Finally going to trash all that’s left of the old crap! 🗑️
Play safe! 😘
Gladly they got it sorted out without surgery. 😮💨
Culprit was a 7.5cm wide glass plug, which I thought looked super sexy up my bum… Until it slipped in (cause the base was too small) and instantly got stuck behind my tailbone. 🤬 2/3
🎉🏳️🌈Happy Pride Month!🏳️⚧️🎉
Thank you to everyone under the flag & around the world for their bravery and continued strength in the fight for equality.
Together, we can make the world a more tolerant and freer place one step at a time❤️
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Where did they even get the amount of worth of the envelopes content? And € 4,31 taxes must mean, the worth must have been below € 22,-, which should be free of import taxes, anyway!
Oh, and to top it off: € 6,- service charge, cause DHL handled customs for me…Without asking!
Yeah, my lube-shirt I ordered from the talented @bigbuttgeek has finally arrived! And also did my @SuchFFun backing pin! 🥳
Gonna wear those with extra pride! 🌈
I also feel slighty fucked over by customs. I can understand they made me pay taxes for the shirt I BOUGHT from outside the EU. But they also made me pay € 4,31 for the Pin (sent separately)… That I haven’t bought, but got GIFTED for backing a podcast?!? Like… WHAT?!? 😳
people like Ron DeSantis marginalizing, openly discriminating and even endangering trans people in Florida/USA. Not to mention all those other countries in the world where atrocities like that never stopped to be the norm. Be strong, be safe, be good! 3/3
Happy #PrideMonth to all you wonderful people out there! Be yourself, love and respect yourselves and others! Say no to hate, discrimination, facism! Let us stand together against those bigots who want to take away our rights and return society to the dark ages! ✊🌈 1/3
What happened in Uganda, recently, where homosexuality is now prohibited by law and is now punished by death penalty, is a tragedy! Russia, while committing their atrocities in Ukraine, also passed new anti LGBTQ+ laws. Not even the western world seems safe anymore, with 2/3
Hey all you lovely folks out there! Been silent for too long. That Covid-disaster at work took it‘s toll… After compensating the workload of 6 people for two weeks, I got myself the new Zelda and somehow got stuck in Hyrule. 😅
Promise to finally be back next week! 😘