Parker

[Parker @p_rieff]

Today I learned that it is dangerous to eat chicken nuggets while also driving. Nothing dangerous happened, it just probably isn't safe

Remember kids, don't dunk and drive

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Fall being a “season” is a fucking lie. It’s THREE WEEKS.

[Parker @p_rieff]

Cleared my Reminders app for the first time since I started college today

I’m noticing a distinct lack of “assignment submitted” confetti

[Parker @p_rieff]

@raaeela Glad it isn’t just me

[Senator Jamie Smith @JamieSmith_SD]

I’ll be here, in South Dakota, working alongside you to solve real problems. That’s a promise.

[Senator Jamie Smith @JamieSmith_SD]

It's time South Dakotans had a governor they can trust. Someone who focuses on them instead of climbing the political ladder.

I'm Jamie Smith. Let's focus on South Dakota.

[Parker @p_rieff]

@NickThiel7 @Room601D Ya know, I was confused by this comment at first… and then I saw it

[Parker @p_rieff]

Told my mom that I have more finals this week and, unprompted, she has been sending me pictures of our cats.

How are you getting through your finals week?

[Parker @p_rieff]

@Southrockz An interesting word to be your first guess 🤔

[Parker @p_rieff]

❗️Big news District 5❗️

[Kahden Mooney @kahden_mooney]

Watertown, SD – Today, I am humbled to announce my candidacy for South Dakota’s House of Representatives in District 5. 

Growing up in South Dakota, I have benefitted from the many opportunities afforded to young people in our state.
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[Parker @p_rieff]

Powering through finals, it’s all about the proper motivation:

[Parker @p_rieff]

@nancyoflaherty @Mik_Kludt Agreed!

[Joe Sneve @DakotaScoutJoe]

South Dakotans will vote on Medicaid expansion in November 2022

[Parker @p_rieff]

@love___wren That sucks; makes me wonder what he thought you meant tho

[Parker @p_rieff]

@love___wren Did you... tell them?

[Parker @p_rieff]

@kahden_mooney Been eating a lot of grass have you?

[Parker @p_rieff]

@kahden_mooney @VlasmanAaron

[Parker @p_rieff]

@nancyoflaherty I feel attacked...