Parker Schlueter

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[Parker Schlueter @p_schlueter13]

Actually can we get multiple different candidates? I think over the past couple years it’s clear that the two party system is very very broken.

[Parker Schlueter @p_schlueter13]

Let me preface: as someone who doesn’t like Joe Biden either, this is just brutal. Can we please get two different candidates for the 2024 election? Neither of these buffoons should be able to lead the free world.

[Parker Schlueter @p_schlueter13]

Our political system desperately needs a refresh. Only having two options, left or right, is vastly increasing the divisiveness of our country. We need political representation for the middle, where most people stand.

[Paul Charchian @PaulCharchian]

I can’t fathom what it’s like to be a Packer fan. Things just always work out.

[Parker Schlueter @p_schlueter13]

@TheRealCK24 A lot of work to do but I like the positivity sir

[St. Thomas Baseball @TommieBase]

TOMMIES WIN! TOMMIES WIN! The Toms rally again in the 9th and have advanced to the National Championship! Constertina slams the door again. Final score: 6-4 UST!

[St. Thomas Baseball @TommieBase]

TOMMIES WIN! The comeback kids do it again! Down to their last strike multiple times, Matty Enck doubles to deep right center field!!! Final score: 8-7 in 12!

[Parker Schlueter @p_schlueter13]

@jack__facts Probably wouldn’t believe it if I didn’t experience it first hand

[Parker Schlueter @p_schlueter13]

47% of our country voted for someone who enabled an attempted coup today... that’s disheartening and scary

[Parker Schlueter @p_schlueter13]

Having Alvin Kamara on my fantasy team in the championship game is the best Christmas gift I could’ve hoped for

[Parker Schlueter @p_schlueter13]

Yeah no smoking flights are great and all, but when are airliners going to start doing no baby flights?

[Parker Schlueter @p_schlueter13]

TNF playing Dreams as they go to commercial is a vibe

[Parker Schlueter @p_schlueter13]

@SagePetrusa I think he was just trying to enforce the 2 minute rule that they both agreed to

[Parker Schlueter @p_schlueter13]

I had a nightmare last night that the Twins extended their postseason losing streak to 18 games... please don’t let this be the case

[Parker Schlueter @p_schlueter13]

LeBron 🐐

[Parker Schlueter @p_schlueter13]

How has America gotten to the point where both halves of it’s population can say “I don’t even know if I can live in this country anymore if _______ gets elected” ?

[Parker Schlueter @p_schlueter13]

@jack__facts Preach

[Parker Schlueter @p_schlueter13]

That’s gotta be the weirdest Twin’s game I’ve ever watched. Very fitting for 2020 though.

[Parker Schlueter @p_schlueter13]

Dark Place might be Logic’s best song ever