Parker Thomas

UCF Baseball Alumni. Texas Forever.

[Switch @IISwitchII]

“You chose the path of the hero. And the people of this city found you amusing for a time. But the one thing they love more than a hero, is to see a hero fail, fall, die trying. In spite of everything you've done for them, eventually they will hate you.”

Thank you, Dylan Moore.

[Angelina College Baseball @RunnersBSB]

A NEW ERA BEGINS NOW!

Please help us welcome our new Angelina College Baseball Head Coach Jon Phillips!

#RunEm

[Rivals High School @RivalsHS]

THE CHAMP IS BACK👀

UCF will bring back Scott Frost as head coach, via Orlando Sentinel

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Ben Lively. Blake Lively. Don't matter. Good outing.

#ForTheLand

[UCF Baseball @UCF_Baseball]

Another MLB ballpark that saw a Knight blast multiple 💣s

@d_moore22 with a two-dinger game in Yankee Stadium 💪💪 #BuiltByUCF

[UCF Baseball @UCF_Baseball]

Took down the Canes at their place 😤

[UCF Baseball @UCF_Baseball]

This is 𝑩𝑰𝑮🤩 #ChargeOn

[Parker Thomas @P_Thom8]

@fuboTV I tried to give you the benefit of the doubt. You’ve failed to fulfill your promise of uninterrupted streaming and I have had enough. After 3 years, I have cancelled my subscription. Good Riddance. #fubotv

[Tim Tebow @TimTebow]

Please join me in prayer for Damar Hamlin 🙏

[Parker Thomas @P_Thom8]

@fuboTV_PR I was huge advocate of Fubo and told everyone to subscribe to this service. My opinion has changed drastically these past 6 months and I look forward to trying new options. Y’all need to figure your s#!& out and hire a reputable team to fixes these recurring issues.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Oh… so best Halftime Show of all time?

[Parker Thomas @P_Thom8]

For all folks who are voluntarily riding this unemployment train, please keep in mind that your kids may not get their Christmas presents due to labor shortage… Let that sink in. #GetBusy

[UCF Knights 🌴 @UCFKnights]

#ChargeOn

[Parker Thomas @P_Thom8]

@ChateauElectric The Alexagate is wack and is such a awkward looking model. Who wants to put their blocking device on top of their Alexa? Not a fan.

[camille @camille_wallis]

i miss living in texas because i miss @Whataburger

[Parker Thomas @P_Thom8]

It’s official, The Pat Thomas is twitty.

[Patrick Thomas @thomaspat2006]

Hi everyone on Twitter!

[Nick Pontiff @Nick_Pontiff]

Not gonna lie. I hated this man with a passion approximately 11 months ago. But I give respect when it’s due and he has grown into one of my favorite players in CFB. Shoutout to @joey_connors58 for making it all possible.

[Parker Thomas @P_Thom8]

@ucf_problems Sup.

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

THE GREATEST CALL IN THE HISTORY OF BASEBALL!! THE ROCKET @Jared_Carrabis

[Houston Astros @astros]

The 🐐

#TakeItBack