Phil

I am a servant of The Secret Fire, wielder of The Flame of Anor.

[George Mack @george__mack]

https://t.co/Ia3eV2lEY3

[Phil @p_v_iii]

I love when autocorrect deletes the extra uuuu from "youuuuu"..... it's like it thinks I made a mistake, but no, this is just how I ammmmmmm

[Phil @p_v_iii]

If I die from eating pie or some pie-related illness, let it be known that I died doing what I loved.

[Phil @p_v_iii]

Leave me alone

[Phil @p_v_iii]

Oh the storms are scattered? Well so am I!

[Phil @p_v_iii]

Put my Glock away, I got a stronger weapon
That never runs out of ammunition, so I'm ready for war, okay

[Phil @p_v_iii]

"Get the f*** up out of here with that s***!" he said to himself in a quiet, empty room after dismissing a call that his phone said was likely spam.

[Engine @EngineOrg]

Successful exits are a critical part of the startup lifecycle and innovation ecosystem. That’s why today, we’re launching a new website dedicated to the role that exits—especially those via acquisition—play in the startup ecosystem! Check it out here: https://t.co/akH4NTdRRq 🧵

[Phil @p_v_iii]

There was a brief moment in which I actually thought there was a fourth row of tagalongs, and for an instant - believed in god. That moment has now passed.

[Phil @p_v_iii]

Back on here after a few months - to complain, obviously. How's everyone doing?

[Phil @p_v_iii]

@AmazonHelp Also pretty ironic you won't reveal any info about the account using my card, but you will have the team ask me *repeatedly* for a list of family members who may have gotten ahold of my card... 😐

[Phil @p_v_iii]

@AmazonHelp suggestion: provide a way to purge your credit card info from any/all Amazon accounts. Someone apparently is using my card to pay their monthly subscription, Amazon Support confirmed, but they can't remove it from the other account - only option is have bank cancel.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

The best commercial in all of history

[Phil @p_v_iii]

@elaine_stritch My thoughts EXACTLY

[Phil @p_v_iii]

Tina Turner gone and ex-president cheeto lives on - no justice in this world! RIP Queen

[Phil @p_v_iii]

22 years later this shit still slaps: https://t.co/Qs4P8YKKbO

[Phil @p_v_iii]

What have you bought into? How much will it cost to buy you out? #pennyforathought

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

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