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THEO | trans dude

[james @jms_tny]

One time on a podcast appearance Kelly mantle asked what you’re supposed to do during marvel movies and the person was like “what do you mean you sit and watch it” and she said “I always feel like i’m supposed to be doing something more”

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

I do not understand the whole face the shower vs face away debate, i'm in the shower twirling round like a fuckin kebab??

[NRG 森 @sen_ebooks]

I have some very good and also Chinese news for you

[Sam @bbladdict]

me among my vape addict friends

[miri @eggoslug]

I am not going to be a cocomelon parent. You will sit your ass down and watch aljazeera

[BOA @bitchonarrival]

Drag name: Deedee megadoodoo

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

“i’m moving in silence” couldn’t be me im going clomp clomp clomp fe fi fo fum

[Fat Slag @Andrewisliv111d]

Victoria Beckham Tiny Desk when

[Mr. Thing (illusion panel hater) @beyonceseyelid]

Imagine trying to get the general public to hate your mom and it just turns into them rediscovering how cunt she is.

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

Dominos is so funny. It's like do you want a medium pizza for $19.99 or do you want to press 3 buttons and get it for $5.99

[avery 🗡️ ieroween @gorebugs]

its Finally their day……… happy new year to Raven, your acid bath princess of the darkness, and Tara

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

This edit has no business being this high quality

[🦢 @meishato]

washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair

[owiebrainhurts @owiebrainhurts]

taking the kids out for a treat before we all go trainspotting

[The Right To Bear Memes @grandoldmemes]

Brigitte Macron rn: