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[bob @bobblegum67]

baby is like the N word for toddlers

[Kaat @is_kaat]

Mis hijos en 2040 preguntándome cuál fue el peor love bombing que me hicieron.
Yo recordando la ilusionada que me pegaron los de la selección en el mundial de 2026:

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

As I’m getting older, I do NOT want to hear fireworks all night bro wrap this shit up by 10PM before I turn into a Karen & start calling the cops

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

My unpopular opinion is that fireworks are stupid. They're nightmarish for many veterans, they pollute the air, they scare the shit out of pets, and they harm wildlife. There is no reason for them being in set off residential areas.

[bab’sibiya💗 @_lizwe]

my biggest downfall as a youngho is that I don’t know how to ask a man for money 😭😭🧎🏾‍➡️

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

I’ve met people who barely talk about God but treat others with love, and I’ve met people who never miss church but don’t know how to treat people right.

[jor @wombpatrol]

i understand preventing theft but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle we gotta let people steal that shit during summer as a public good

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

“Until death, all defeat is psychological."

[Ty Lashunn @TyLashunn]

l want my daughter to outdo me in every way. Be smarter. Go further. Heal faster. Win bigger. I’m not raising a mini-me, I’m raising an upgraded edition. A BETTER version 🥹🤍🥰😩🥳🥳🥳

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

At some point, we really need to normalize not wanting visitors after giving birth 😭

[Raven Lovette 🫧 @heyhoneyrae]

My car jus swallowing gas, you gotta chew it first baby

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

they working the fck outta me my phone still on 100 percent

[Oliver Burdick @oliverburdick]

His death gave us life.

[✞ Richard ✞ @Richard_gh1]

Faith like a mustard seed that's all you need.

Matthew 17:20

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

I’ve officially reached the stage in my life where I randomly whisper “Thank you, Lord” throughout the day 😭

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

I was today year old when i realize if you pay your credit card 15 days before it's due and again 3 days prior your credit score increases almost twice as fast

[Womansplainer @iWomansplainer]

Crazy how my baby can wake me up 5x overnight and refuse to go back to sleep without a fight, yet the second he smiles happily at me in the morning he is immediately and completely forgiven. Like it literally just doesn’t even matter. This must be how God feels when we repent.

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

I still cannot believe he didn’t receive a single nomination for his performance. He deserved a hundred awards for his portrayal of Rick Grimes. One of the biggest snubs ever.

[El Rey @MrReyKing]

Así TODO México alv JAJAJAJA