cereal milk

love & war

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pact

[Seton Hall Student @sacketology]

Jar Jar Binks calling someone a bitch

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[tom+ orchard @tomorchrd]

🦇

[New York Post @nypost]

Notorious vagrant known as 'Pee Pee Poo Poo Man' arrested on horrifying new charges https://t.co/S8135DDvSP

[cereal milk @paact]

@Kurrco @DonToliver E85

[Dean Norris @deanjnorris]

When grilling steaks brings on BEAST MODE

[cereal milk @paact]

@popsly_lol Lee sin

[forest @forestwithout]

nah like its so fucking unserious they are fucking down 1-2 and this fucker is just geeking over his bird flapping his wings faster bc of phase rush

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@kevinabstract https://t.co/EH0h7njZ0U

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@Neko4205 Goat 🐐

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Happy new year friends ❤️

[Nitrocat @Nitrocaa]

Happy Birthday @KingJames
#billcam

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@the_sashinator Fuck ya 💯

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@the_sashinator Am bi this would be irrelevant

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merry crimus friends hope you’re doing good wherever yall are these days

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@BO6CODInformer @CODBO6Shop Legends 🫡

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@thatIIhappen Same we gotta run it back soon

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@thatIIhappen 💪💪 sensational

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@thatIIhappen Not caught up on the lore but I’m happy for you I think

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@Neko4205 Have not met a single one. Haven’t played league play either tho are they crazy in that?