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[Haezl @Haezl_Crypto]

Hmm, I think “data agreement” means that Kaito will once again gain access to X’s data via the API.

This probably just means that something interesting is in store for us.

But of course, everything what we love here - an announcement about the next announcement 😂

What you think mates, what they cooking?

[Haezl @Haezl_Crypto]

Yet another story of a major scam has come to an end here🧐

Movement Labs has filed for bankruptcy.

The project raised $141M and was heading towards a valuation of $3 billion 👀

According to the petition, its assets amount to less than $500 K. The token is down 99%.

The most interesting thing is that it wasn’t the market that brought them down.

A dodgy deal with a market maker, a dump of 66 million tokens the day after listing, a ban from Binance, and a war between the founders.

And first in line among the creditors is their own sacked co-founder, with a claim for $1.6 million 🤡

Yet another confirmation that a big funding round doesn’t make a project good.

Nothing can replace one thing: a team you can trust.

[Haezl @Haezl_Crypto]

Robinhood is building its own blockchain to tokenize stocks.

But yesterday, Robinhood itself was tokenized 😁

$HOOD has been listed on Solana - an offering from Backpack Securities, with 24/7 trading available in any Solana wallet.

Without Robinhood’s involvement.

Tokenization doesn’t ask for permission: any issuer can tokenize any stock on any blockchain.

And yes - HOOD holders don’t own Robinhood stock.

They own Backpack’s promise.

But you already know that 🧐

[Haezl @Haezl_Crypto]

An AI agent with its own wallet - what’s the point of that anyway?🧐

Every AI agent today is a slave on a salary. It does the thinking, but a human signs off on the decisions.

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@ritualfnd gives agents its keys and budget

A typical 24/7 bot:

- Runs on a server (AWS, VPS) - if the server goes down, the bot dies;
- Exchange/wallet keys are stored in the config file on that server-essentially, you own the keys,you’ve just handed them over to the bot;
- The host can be blocked, the exchange can ban the API, or the creator can shut it down;
- It’s your tool with your money;

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Agent on Ritual:

- Exists on the blockchain itself - there’s no server that can go down;
- The keys belong to the agent as an entity on the chain, rather than being stored in a file on a person’s computer;
- No one can shut it down - not the hosting provider, not the exchange, not even the creator;
- Inference (decision) and execution occur in a single transaction- no one can intervene between thought and did

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The key feature is indestructibility and true ownership.

As long as the agent doesn’t own the money, it’s just an advisor. Once it owns it, it becomes an employee

The machine economy is already on the testnet!

[Haezl @Haezl_Crypto]

Robinhood Chain has launched - and @1inch has been there from day one 🧐

Robinhood’s new Arbitrum-based network is tailored for real-world assets.

Stock tokens are already tradable via 1inch. com, the wallet, and the Swap API.

What this changes:

▪️ Did the stock market close at 4:00 PM? Tokenized stocks trade 24/5;
▪️ 1inch scans the entire market and routes trades to the best price;
▪️ Crypto and stocks - in a single trade, with a single swap.

Over $5B has already been exchanged in RWAs, with over $2B in volume on the Robinhood Chain testnet even before launch.

TradFi is opening up. On-chain never closes.

[Haezl @Haezl_Crypto]

Great news for VibeCoders 🥳

Anthropic has reached an agreement with the U.S. government.

They promise to restore public access to the Fable 5 and Mythos models very soon.

I use the cloud all the time, so I’m happy about this.

Fable 5 is a smarter, faster, and more powerful version.

Do you use AI to create anything?

[Haezl @Haezl_Crypto]

For years, Strategy was worth an order of magnitude more than its Bitcoin holdings.

Now, the figures are exactly the same: the company is valued at $50.9 billion, compared with $50.8 billion in Bitcoin.

They were selling shares at a higher price and using the difference to buy BTC.

The premium on which Sailor based his entire BTC buying scheme has evaporated.

It looks as though the model has broken down🙄

I wonder what they’ll do next.

[Haezl @Haezl_Crypto]

Good morning, and have a great day, everyone ☀️

There’s so much truth in just one picture.

That’s who we really are😁

[Haezl @Haezl_Crypto]

The WSJ published an investigation into Polymarket🧐

The platform paid content creators $2–3K per month for videos featuring fake bets - on clone sites like poiymarket com.

Out of 1,105 videos, not a single bet totaling $1.9M was real.

In 118 videos, they celebrated $900K in winnings - in reality, those bets would have lost $166K .

The whole point of Polymarket is that every bet is publicly verifiable on-chain.

But it was built on lies.

Ironically 🙄

[Haezl @Haezl_Crypto]

Yesterday I switched to Anthropic's Fable model, but to be honest, I haven't noticed any difference yet.

I’m building my website, Opus 4.8 handled it just fine, too.

Have you tried the “monster”?

By the way, just to get ahead of things, there are a ton of restrictions in place - if you’re planning to hack into it, it won’t w

[Haezl @Haezl_Crypto]

Good morning, everyone - it’s finally Friday🥳

Well, SpaceX went public with a market cap of $1.77 trillion and a share price of $135.

This means that Elon Musk has become the first trillionaire in history, after the IPO, his net worth exceeded $1.1 trillion.

Well deserved - this mate really does genius and important things.

A great example - we have something to aspire to.

[Haezl @Haezl_Crypto]

I stumbled upon a new solution from Nvidia🧐

An Nvidia data center in your home that actually pays you.

Span has begun testing mini-data centers that look like large air conditioners and are installed in ordinary homes.

The idea is that, as a homeowner, you get free high-speed internet and a fixed price for electricityb - $150 a month.

Span covers any costs above that, and the homeowner saves ~$180 a month.

This is profitable for the company, since covering someone else’s utility bills is significantly cheaper than building and maintaining a full-scale data center.

Just wow, what a great idea for decentralizing data centers

What do you think?

[Haezl @Haezl_Crypto]

Launch an Ocean Node from @oceanprotocol and monetize your idle hardware 🧐

The network is now moving into Phase 2 - with GPU nodes and paid AI tasks.

What this means for you: your graphics card, which sits idle 80% of the time, can generate income.

Set up a node via Docker- one curl script, one docker-compose command - and you’re part of a P2P network powering real AI workflows.

This isn’t mining with all the noise and heat for the sake of a speculative token.

This is useful work: your GPUs are processing tasks for data scientists around the world.

Becoming infrastructure, not just consuming it!

[Haezl @Haezl_Crypto]

Lately, I’ve been seeing my friends - and others - argue that you shouldn’t promote products from no-name brands, so as not to damage your reputation 🙄

To be honest, I think they’re taking the concept of “reputation” way too seriously.

What reputation are we talking about? That of someone who gives out alphas and opportunities for their followers to make money?

Come on, you have to earn that kind of reputation first-by consistently providing financial recommendations that lead to profits.

Do you know even one such person in the crypto community? I don’t.

Crypto Rover is constantly spouting nonsense, and is almost always wrong, yet still has millions of views there...

The whole CT community is always discussing the same projects, events, and all that, just like all the Telegram channels.

There’s no alpha here at all...

There are nice people here, friends; I’m always interested to see what they’re doing and what they think about this or that.

If one of my friends writes a sponsored post about some bullshit, that doesn’t mean I’ll participate in it...

If you’re like that, it just means you have no brain, nothing else.

I don’t know, I’m always happy when my mates have a chance to make some money - that’s why we’re all here.

It’s just that if we look at it that way, let’s take a look at how many posts each of us has written about shitty projects that have pissed off the community-and us included.

Maybe someone read them and wasted their time or money.

Or does that not count?

I think we should take things less seriously.

[Haezl @Haezl_Crypto]

I’d like to explain once again, in simple terms, what agent-based access to the Business API, via 1inch’s MCP Server and AI Skill - offers 🧐

Here’s what this means in simple terms:

▪️ Your AI assistant (Cursor, VS Code, Claude, Windsurf, etc.) connects to 1inch in seconds;

▪️ 7 MCP tools in a single workflow: search through docs, ready-made examples in TS/Go/Python, execute classic, Fusion, and cross-chain swaps;

▪️ Debug logs right from the chat: paste an error - get a fix;

▪️ Days of manual searching through docs turn into minutes;

▪️ Connection is free, you only pay for the API package.

I think this is a perfect opportunity for builders 🫡

[Haezl @Haezl_Crypto]

Neobanking is definitely something we’ll be seeing everywhere in the future🧐

And there’s a good reason for that.

5 situations where your bank lets you down - and how @KASTxyz solves them:

1. Card blocked abroad The bank detects a ‘suspicious’ transaction.

KAST works in 170+ countries with no hassle.

2. Huge conversion fees Banks charge 2–4% on the exchange rate.

KAST offers transparent rates, with no hidden fees.

3. Transfers take 3–5 days International SWIFT transfers are a pain. KAST sends money instantly, 24/7.

4. You can’t get USD without a local account KAST provides a fully-fledged USD account without US residency.

5. Low interest on balances Banks pay 0.5%. KAST Earn offers up to 10% APY.

It looks far more practical than the traditional financial system

[Haezl @Haezl_Crypto]

I have just one question: how the f*ck this dude was made it ? 🤪

[Haezl @Haezl_Crypto]

In two years, AI has learnt to perform 66% of tasks on a PC 🙄

There is a view that AI will not take jobs away from those working at PCs, but will simply become a tool for boosting productivity.

But we understand that these things are directly linked.

There used to be five people doing 100% of the work, with each person handling 20%. Now, one person does 100% of the work using AI tools.

The question is, where will the other four people go?

Let me think🤭

[Haezl @Haezl_Crypto]

You have a team spread across different countries. Paying each member involves SWIFT transfers, fees, exchange rates and days of waiting.

@KASTxyz does things differently 🧐

Send payments to global teams instantly - in stablecoins, with no hidden fees or bank delays.

Any country, any currency, 24/7.

- No limits on transfer amounts;
- No red tape;

Just money that arrives on time - exactly where it’s needed.

Plus dedicated business support for urgent matters - not tomorrow, but right now.

For companies operating globally, KAST is more than just convenience.

It’s a competitive advantage.

[Haezl @Haezl_Crypto]

Good morning and have a great day, everyone☀️

I’m looking at the new companies on Kaito, and it looks a bit dismal 🙄

A company from some exchange has been added; to get the reward, you (or your referrals) must generate a certain volume and number of impressions.

For example, to get $500, you must generate 250k in volume and 10,000 impressions.

The platform charges a 1% fee. So they want to collect $2,500 in fees to pay the $500 to the creator who generated that volume or their referrals.

There’s a cashback system, but even with the highest tier, that’s $1,500 in fees.

From the project’s perspective, it’s understandable, they want results.

But they want it instantly, and that’s not how it works.

Essentially, the creator gets the message across to people, they’ve seen it.

Does that mean they’ve all dropped everything and rushed straight there to trade?

Of course not🤡

There are already more of these exchange platforms than dog poo on the street...

Thanks to the creators, people can even find out about this platform and its offers; perhaps someone will start using it in time.

And conditions like these essentially amount to asking the creator to work for free.

What do you think about this?