“ KYLE, DUDE YOU GOTTA COME QUICK! YOUR LITTLE BROTHER IS GETTING A DOC WRITTEN ABOUT HIM IN THE HALLWAY! “
” He’s getting what? “
” SOME DARKSHIPPER CALLED YOUR LITTLE BROTHER AN ANTI AND NOW THEYRE HAVING PROSHIP DISCOURSE! “
NEWSPAPER HEADLINES 📰🍁: TOWN'S LOCAL KIDNAPPER IS ACTUALLY A BETTER PARENT THAN 85% OF PARENTS!
A child in a pumpkin costume said: "He's more present in my life than my dad"