Gensomooru Mall

Mall updates? Town Scoops? Sales? Everything's Here in the Land of Everything!

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[Gensomooru Mall @EverythingMall1]

FINALLY! GENSOMOORU UPDATES IS ONLINE!
Your one-stop destination for EVERYTHING! : Mall information, Featured shops & aisles, Coupons & special offers, The latest scoop, courtesy of Aya Shameimaru!

And much, MUCH more to come!
https://t.co/erW59aZMub

[Gensomooru Mall @EverythingMall1]

Town update: Richest Woman in town might be a Bob Velseb apprentice 📞

[Carmen Vanido @Mrs__Moneybags]

Sometimes when I'm hungry I catch myself drooling and staring at plebeians a lot longer than I should be.

[Mort Vivifico @DocMortVivifico]

//I can't wait for the day someone interacting with multiple Kevin's and they start replying to the wrong Kevin and they just start PANICKING like oh sorry Kevin that was meant for Kevin not you Kevin wait this is the wrong Kevin I'm apologizing to

[Gensomooru Mall @EverythingMall1]

Town Update: The sheriff can lock in???? He can speak like a normal person???????📞

[John Hoffman @John_hoffman156]

@NarciG_Evermore And have the town in worser hands?

[Mayor Evermore @NarciG_Evermore]

// Audibly giggled who the fuck is this

[Gensomooru Mall @EverythingMall1]

None of these hoes they are stinky as fuck 📞

[Gensomooru Mall @EverythingMall1]

@jaunelovely_sun Buy your son hygiene damn 📞

[Gensomooru Mall @EverythingMall1]

💕 GOT A DATE WITH ANY OF THESE THREE? 💕
Make it a night to remember! Treat your special someone to Evermore Organics' body care products and perfumes for a more pleasant evening. 🌿

Your date deserves the best. Even for everyone sitting nearby. ~ 🛍️

[Gensomooru Mall @EverythingMall1]

Oh, Hit tweet guys!! Be sure to follow Gensomooru Mall for Town Scoops like this! ~ 🛍

[Gensomooru Mall @EverythingMall1]

NEWSPAPER HEADLINES 📰🍁: TOWN'S LOCAL KIDNAPPER IS ACTUALLY A BETTER PARENT THAN 85% OF PARENTS!

A child in a pumpkin costume said: "He's more present in my life than my dad"

[Gensomooru Mall @EverythingMall1]

Anyway please tune into Misty's walking buffet at some point of the month. One of the best selling days of Gensomooru is around the corner! ~ 🛍

[Gensomooru Mall @EverythingMall1]

We do miss Hedony... please come back when you run out of job options. 2x the wage too at best! ~ 🛍

[Gensomooru Mall @EverythingMall1]

EXTRA EXTRA!! 📰🍁: THE THEATRE'S CINE ADDICT IS BANNED FROM SHOPPING AT GENSOMOORU UNTIL HE CONVINCES RICK HEDONY TO COME BACK WORKING FOR US!!

"We miss our ally 💔💔💔" One worker at the mall claimed,

[Gensomooru Mall @EverythingMall1]

@Maddi_Patty_ NUH UHHH 📰🍁

[Gensomooru Mall @EverythingMall1]

What happened ~ 🛍

[Gensomooru Mall @EverythingMall1]

Town update: fat fuck ~ 📞

[Gensomooru Mall @EverythingMall1]

@suciefer_arts_ Update: hes still in the ash phase he didnt like. Transcended to the afterlife 📞

[Gensomooru Mall @EverythingMall1]

Town Update: Dexter Erotoph is yearning for a dead guy ~ 📞

[Gensomooru Mall @EverythingMall1]

EXTRA EXTRA!! 📰🍁: THE THEATRE'S CINE ADDICT IS BANNED FROM SHOPPING AT GENSOMOORU UNTIL HE CONVINCES RICK HEDONY TO COME BACK WORKING FOR US!!

"We miss our ally 💔💔💔" One worker at the mall claimed,

[Gensomooru Mall @EverythingMall1]

NEWSPAPER HEADLINE📰🍁: TOWN SHERIFF CHEATED ON LATE WIFE?! WITH HIS DEPUTY?! SOLD HIS DAUGHTER TO ANOTHER COUNTRY AND PRETENDED TO DO GOOD DEEDS?!

Witness said to not reveal who said this!....

[Gensomooru Mall @EverythingMall1]

IM NOT EDITING THAT 📞

[Gensomooru Mall @EverythingMall1]

What the fuck is this scoop dawg 📰🍁

[Gensomooru Mall @EverythingMall1]

Town update: Local Architect has slept with all the women in town this might or might not include the entire Gensomooru workplace ~ 📞

WE ARE SELLING SCISSORS ON DISCOUNT!!! ~ 🛍