John Hoffman

sheriff of the town.

#spookymonth #parodytwitter

[John Hoffman @John_hoffman156]

@AssEatingCannib Really embarrassing for you isn't it?

[John Hoffman @John_hoffman156]

I need to kill him

[John Hoffman @John_hoffman156]

@NarciG_Evermore Not to question your own authority mayor, but what exactly have you been doing? I still see issues with the town that shouldn't be there.

[John Hoffman @John_hoffman156]

@idontexistsadly SHES MISSING. NOT SOLD.

[John Hoffman @John_hoffman156]

THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

[Gensomooru Mall @EverythingMall1]

NEWSPAPER HEADLINE📰🍁: TOWN SHERIFF CHEATED ON LATE WIFE?! WITH HIS DEPUTY?! SOLD HIS DAUGHTER TO ANOTHER COUNTRY AND PRETENDED TO DO GOOD DEEDS?!

Witness said to not reveal who said this!....

[John Hoffman @John_hoffman156]

Dont expect us to do anything if you post about asking for us for help, theres a reason our department has a number. Call 911, not go through our personal social media.

[John Hoffman @John_hoffman156]

Just a reminder if you're a child who thinks they're not enough for their family, always remember that you are and always will be no matter what comes through and you shouldn't change yourself, Xoxo

[Carmen Vanido @CarmenVanid]

@ChatGPT Please scan these two women and give me a proper review of who is the best parent

[Carmen Vanido @CarmenVanid]

@elonmusk Can I have a blue checkmark?

[John Hoffman @John_hoffman156]

@CarmenVanid How so, miss vanido?

[Frank @coolunclefrank]

@CarmenVanid Christ you're a miserable cunt aren't ya

[Carmen Vanido @CarmenVanid]

@coolunclefrank @sadsmugguy67 @elonmusk Delete his account

[John Hoffman @John_hoffman156]

@NarciG_Evermore // NOO I think youre really in character youre one of the few people that I think plays a good evermore character and Even if its out of character it's fine it's not meant to be a serious thing ALSO I'LL TRY INTERACTION MORE!!!

[John Hoffman @John_hoffman156]

@Seek_robloxdoor Can you leave me alone.

[John Hoffman @John_hoffman156]

???? @woodwitch66 get ur pet

[Little spider 🕷 @MissAranea]

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[Lila @winelovingmom1]

Sometimes when I'm bored I dip my ten year old son in tar and he scream loud as fuuuuuuuck 😂😂😂

[Lila @winelovingmom1]

Nothing better than a glass of #RedWine …🍷 Except maybe #Women #Yep #ImLesbian 🌈

[dennis @basedondennis]

deleted my ass pic and got back 512gb

[John Hoffman @John_hoffman156]

@donutcop67 WHENEVER IT DIDN'T WORK I ALWAYS PUNCHED IT AND IT ALWAYS STARTED WORKING AND IT'S JUST A PART.

[John Hoffman @John_hoffman156]

I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD DO THAT. STOP.

[jack @donutcop67]

the coffee maker is even more broken now Thanks john

[John Hoffman @John_hoffman156]

@donutcop67 IT WORKED BEFORE SHUT UP.

[cav empty @cavempty_]

exploding my mind with my gun

[🤐 @zippermouth_]

I'm not a morning person,
or a midday person, or any time really