Bob Velseb🍴

Did you know the human mind stays conscious for 25-30 seconds after decapitation?

[Bob Velseb🍴 @AssEatingCannib]

"Y'ALL DON'T KNOW ANYTHING! You can't escape from me... I WILL FOLLOW YOU UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD!"

(Straw page coming soon!)

#parodytwt #spookymonth

[Bob Velseb🍴 @AssEatingCannib]

@OFFICERCAFFIENE Congrats!

[Bob Velseb🍴 @AssEatingCannib]

@dressforles I don't even follow you and yet you cursed me with this. It's going to be on sight with you.

[Bob Velseb🍴 @AssEatingCannib]

@John_hoffman156 This is the guy who ran me over 3 times. I got killed by a guy who announces when his ass is itchy.

[Bob Velseb🍴 @AssEatingCannib]

@CarmenVanid Fire them.

[Bob Velseb🍴 @AssEatingCannib]

The Hell do I say to this?

[💜✨️ᴀꜱᴘᴇɴ ᴍᴏᴏʀ✨️💚 @Moor_Aspen]

Bob sits in me...WAIT NO WAIT!

[Bob Velseb🍴 @AssEatingCannib]

Streber's arm went REAL good with A1.

[Bob Velseb🍴 @AssEatingCannib]

@xxhatzgangxx I am (debatably) straight.

[Bob Velseb🍴 @AssEatingCannib]

@winelovingmom1 I thought I had problems.

[Bob Velseb🍴 @AssEatingCannib]

//i didn't know what i good @ wouldve been but i kept laughing at my own stupidity and now idk if i should keep it or actually use my brain for something better 🧍 (im probably gonna keep it until something funnier hits me lmao)

[Bob Velseb🍴 @AssEatingCannib]

@kevinmallor_ You probably got more.

[Bob Velseb🍴 @AssEatingCannib]

Well it's a car, ain't it? Not a problem in sight.

[Aspen Moor/Witch @TheW1ckywitch]

👀

[Bob Velseb🍴 @AssEatingCannib]

//btw i made the gif and the pfp please tell me its goated and dont make fun of how Bob's holding the knife and fork it took me a long ass time at 3 am to make it😭

[Bob Velseb🍴 @AssEatingCannib]

"Y'ALL DON'T KNOW ANYTHING! You can't escape from me... I WILL FOLLOW YOU UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD!"

(Straw page coming soon!)

#parodytwt #spookymonth