꒰☕️꒱﹒ 𝑱𝑶𝑯𝑵 𝑯𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑴𝑨𝑵 ﹒⟢ 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐨

︵ֺ︵ John Spooky Month Parody ; Roleplay account ! DNI if nsfw 𝜚 proship . Writer is a minor . . °

[꒰☕️꒱﹒ 𝑱𝑶𝑯𝑵 𝑯𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑴𝑨𝑵 ﹒⟢ 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐨 @OFFICERCAFFIENE]

︵ֺ︵ “ 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵,
𝘚𝘰 𝘪 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘪𝘯 .
𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘪𝘯 . . . “ ︵ֺ︵

[🚬] PINNED POST . READ BYI . ‼️

[꒰☕️꒱﹒ 𝑱𝑶𝑯𝑵 𝑯𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑴𝑨𝑵 ﹒⟢ 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐨 @OFFICERCAFFIENE]

@Ignaciosfire Alright .

[꒰☕️꒱﹒ 𝑱𝑶𝑯𝑵 𝑯𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑴𝑨𝑵 ﹒⟢ 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐨 @OFFICERCAFFIENE]

Well first of all you mentioned my missing daughter to me as a ‘gotcha’ . And before that, my 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 house .

[Ignacio Woodburn @Ignaciosfire]

and whys that?

[꒰☕️꒱﹒ 𝑱𝑶𝑯𝑵 𝑯𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑴𝑨𝑵 ﹒⟢ 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐨 @OFFICERCAFFIENE]

Don’t wanna hear it from you, Woodburn .

[Ignacio Woodburn @Ignaciosfire]

Oh real mature

[꒰☕️꒱﹒ 𝑱𝑶𝑯𝑵 𝑯𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑴𝑨𝑵 ﹒⟢ 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐨 @OFFICERCAFFIENE]

Gotta fire him . (Joke)
Good t’ see ya btw, Patty .

[Patty Azure @Morgue0ffic3r]

That would have pissed me off too.

[꒰☕️꒱﹒ 𝑱𝑶𝑯𝑵 𝑯𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑴𝑨𝑵 ﹒⟢ 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐨 @OFFICERCAFFIENE]

Felt a headache come on .

[Ignacio Woodburn @Ignaciosfire]

There isn’t a cult, Hoffman.

[꒰☕️꒱﹒ 𝑱𝑶𝑯𝑵 𝑯𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑴𝑨𝑵 ﹒⟢ 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐨 @OFFICERCAFFIENE]

Bein’ told I’m ‘crazy’ or ‘stressed’ when we’ve got cultists just talking about their cultist things all Willy-Nilly . I’m tired .

[꒰☕️꒱﹒ 𝑱𝑶𝑯𝑵 𝑯𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑴𝑨𝑵 ﹒⟢ 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐨 @OFFICERCAFFIENE]

He did get the papers, this just irritated me .

[Patty Azure @Morgue0ffic3r]

Why would you ask Jack you know how he is??

[꒰☕️꒱﹒ 𝑱𝑶𝑯𝑵 𝑯𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑴𝑨𝑵 ﹒⟢ 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐨 @OFFICERCAFFIENE]

It’s just a joke , don’t worry ‘bout it .💧

[𝘚𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 - 💕 @suciefer_art]

Why is his name "Jack Off"...? #wondering

[꒰☕️꒱﹒ 𝑱𝑶𝑯𝑵 𝑯𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑴𝑨𝑵 ﹒⟢ 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐨 @OFFICERCAFFIENE]

Spooky 𝘢𝘯𝘥 neat .

[Pump @SpookyCyanEyes]

ITS SO SPOOKY!!!

[꒰☕️꒱﹒ 𝑱𝑶𝑯𝑵 𝑯𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑴𝑨𝑵 ﹒⟢ 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐨 @OFFICERCAFFIENE]

# mad .

[꒰☕️꒱﹒ 𝑱𝑶𝑯𝑵 𝑯𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑴𝑨𝑵 ﹒⟢ 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐨 @OFFICERCAFFIENE]

Drew this vampire squid and it might be the cutest thing I’ve drawn . Quite fond of ‘em .

[fartcore @nythorin]

“Color me surprised” Thats not a Color you dumbfuck I Swear ill fucking kill you if you say Bullshit like that again

[꒰☕️꒱﹒ 𝑱𝑶𝑯𝑵 𝑯𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑴𝑨𝑵 ﹒⟢ 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐨 @OFFICERCAFFIENE]

Hope to see more around here soon . .

Doesn’t hurt to keep an extra pair of eyes on what’s going on with the townsfolk, yk ?

That’s good t’ hear too . I’m doing alright myself, I s’ppose . . Just gettin’ by the day now .

[Mister Mayor Narciso Evermore @MayorNEvermore]

𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝙸'𝚖 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚜 𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚊 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙿𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚎, 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎!

𝙸'𝚖 𝚍𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕, 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞?

[꒰☕️꒱﹒ 𝑱𝑶𝑯𝑵 𝑯𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑴𝑨𝑵 ﹒⟢ 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐨 @OFFICERCAFFIENE]

I could’ve been a barista .

[꒰☕️꒱﹒ 𝑱𝑶𝑯𝑵 𝑯𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑴𝑨𝑵 ﹒⟢ 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐨 @OFFICERCAFFIENE]

Snrk

[DEXTER EROTOPH @NOTHappyFella]

im a grown ass man

[꒰☕️꒱﹒ 𝑱𝑶𝑯𝑵 𝑯𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑴𝑨𝑵 ﹒⟢ 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐨 @OFFICERCAFFIENE]

?

Don’t run with that I guess. Could be dangerous .

[DEXTER EROTOPH @NOTHappyFella]

well at least i stole his pocket knife

[꒰☕️꒱﹒ 𝑱𝑶𝑯𝑵 𝑯𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑴𝑨𝑵 ﹒⟢ 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐨 @OFFICERCAFFIENE]

Yeah alright . Gladly .

[Ignacio Woodburn @Ignaciosfire]

you quit talking to me.

[꒰☕️꒱﹒ 𝑱𝑶𝑯𝑵 𝑯𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑴𝑨𝑵 ﹒⟢ 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐨 @OFFICERCAFFIENE]

? The hell did I do .

[꒰☕️꒱﹒ 𝑱𝑶𝑯𝑵 𝑯𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑴𝑨𝑵 ﹒⟢ 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐨 @OFFICERCAFFIENE]

Fan behavior .