Carmen Vanido

Rich in life and motherhood ✨🍷.

Proud mom of a future Ivy Leaguer 🎓

[Carmen Vanido @CarmenVanid]

Future Ivy Leaguer over here! Couldn’t be more proud ✨🎓

[Carmen Vanido @CarmenVanid]

@OFFICERCAFFIENE Can you start with Jaune Xx

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I don’t care if my son transitions. I will be picking the name though, that’s my right.

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@Jaune_awesome I’ve got some hangover cures since you clearly need one Xx

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Can someone remove the eyebags from this photo? Thank you ✨

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@Roysjustaboy @coolunclefrank @sadsmugguy67 @elonmusk Oh trust me Reynold i’m there watching Xx

[Carmen Vanido @CarmenVanid]

THIS WOMAN IS HOLDING MY SON CAPTIVE AT A “SLEEPOVER”

POLICE PLEASE DO SOMETHING

[Carmen Vanido @CarmenVanid]

@Roysjustaboy @coolunclefrank @sadsmugguy67 @elonmusk REYNOLD WE DO NOT BULLY PEOPLE FOR THEIR SEXUALITY UNDER MY ROOF

[Carmen Vanido @CarmenVanid]

@Roysjustaboy @SpookymonthMom1 That’s ok sweetie, just don’t do that again in the future mommy loves you Xx

[Carmen Vanido @CarmenVanid]

@coolunclefrank @sadsmugguy67 @elonmusk Delete his account

[Carmen Vanido @CarmenVanid]

@coolunclefrank @sadsmugguy67 We are going through a rough patch. I’d rather you not MENTION it you foul wench.

[Carmen Vanido @CarmenVanid]

@coolunclefrank I have none of the sort.

Bitch.

[Carmen Vanido @CarmenVanid]

@xxhatzgangxx I’m rich, the police system isn’t gonna do shit little one Xx

[Carmen Vanido @CarmenVanid]

Jaune get your FUCKING son

[Carmen Vanido @CarmenVanid]

@coolunclefrank YOU KIDNAP PEOPLE.

[Carmen Vanido @CarmenVanid]

@xxhatzgangxx You are actively dying in the photo. That would be a good memory

[Carmen Vanido @CarmenVanid]

@jaunevaljaune It’s not my job to educate you ✨

[Carmen Vanido @CarmenVanid]

@jaunevaljaune It’s right on your screen you uneducated swine.

[Carmen Vanido @CarmenVanid]

@jaunevaljaune Any advice from anyone but Jaune Xx

[Carmen Vanido @CarmenVanid]

Just found Reynold using my fancy scissors to open a packet of bacon, what form of punishment is appropriate?

[Carmen Vanido @CarmenVanid]

@Roxx_Dark8 @elonmusk remove this child

[Carmen Vanido @CarmenVanid]

Notice how he isn’t smiling?