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[Mihura @XMihura]

los boomers viven en una realidad paralela jajaja

1800€x12 mes x 15 años = 324.000€

es decir, te pasas 15 años currando como un gilipollas, sin gastar UN SOLO EURO y viviendo en casa de tus padres y cuando llegues a 35 te podrás comprar un... check Idealista... es que no te da ni para un puto zulo en Usera

btw, llevamos un ritmo del suelo de Madrid que ni el SP500, literalmente un chaval que lleve 2 años ahorrando para un piso está MÁS LEJOS de poder comprar el mismo piso AHORA que hace dos años, tras dos años ahorrando eh

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Last week I hosted family for Thanksgiving.

My 12-year-old nephew asked for the WiFi password.

He wanted to play Roblox on his iPad.

I looked at the device.

Unmanaged. No antivirus. No encryption.

I’m an IT Professional. I don't run an open network.

So I didn’t give him the password.

Instead, I spent 45 minutes provisioning a Guest VLAN.

I set up a captive portal.

I throttled the bandwidth down to 56kbps.

Then I blocked all traffic on ports 80 and 443.

He came back crying. He said it wouldn't load.

My sister screamed at me to "just let him play."

I told her that Zero Trust architecture doesn't care about bloodlines.

We didn't have a "fun" Thanksgiving.

But we had a secure perimeter.

You’re welcome for the compliance.

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

dockerDockerYesPapa https://t.co/FciZEjvgTI

[Sterling Crispin 🕊️ @sterlingcrispin]

This is one of the craziest ideas I've ever seen. He converted a drawing of a bird into a spectrogram (PNG -> Soundwave) then played it to a Starling who sung it back reproducing the PNG.

Using the birds brain as a hard drive with 2mbps read write speed.
https://t.co/f5gEyyK1MH

[cocofelon @0xCocofelon]

God gave you free will and you chose to use it to study cybersecurity

[Sinnoh🌙 @sinnoh_CEO]

You are 8 years old and you wake up on Christmas day. You see Pokémon Diamond under the tree. You stick all day playing in your pajamas. You are happy.

[maharshi @maharshii]

every C/C++ textbook should explain pointers like this

[goosewin @Goosewin]

save yourself if you find something like this

[BαRRi  @pablo_barriuso]

@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R @arneedillo

[Spainball @Espball]

Como esta nación no hay dos. Bendecidos por Dios.

[BαRRi  @pablo_barriuso]

@arneedillo Ese man me dio clase 😵‍💫

[MAU P @realmaup]

breaking bad at the club is crazy 💎💎

[water @wateriscoding]

You know the knowledge is gonna be insane when the ui looks like this

[yoong @yoongcantaim]

all that training is finally starting to pay off

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

some of you are too autistic to have a conversation and now we have scrum masters, product owners and project managers

[luffy @0xluffy]

I just smashed my screen in front of 30 guests at my party because GPT4o gave me the same code for the 10th time. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. OpenAI has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore.

[House of the Dragon @HouseofDragon]

“We’re off to battle again, old girl.” #RooksRest