Pablo Calero

[Dr Eric Levi @DrEricLevi]

Roadblocks to hospital due to riots.
Being abused and spat on while administering vaccinations.
Caring for a COVID positive patient who attended the riots.

Thank you to health care workers who turn up to work every single day. Respect.

[Bonnie Tyler @BonnieTOfficial]

Notifications are blowing up.
*checks news*
Ah. There's an eclipse

[Alexis Coe @AlexisCoe]

Kay Lahusen (6/5/1930–5/26/2021). Kay & her partner, Barbara Gittings, successfully fought to get the American Psychiatric Association to drop homosexuality as a mental illness. That diagnosis began with Alice Mitchell, the subject of my first book. May her memory be a revolution

[Hear Mags Roar 🌊🌊🌊 @Stop_Trump20]

This is perfection 👏😂😂😂😂😂

[Kyle MacLachlan @Kyle_MacLachlan]

March 1st vs. April 1st.

[Winston Chang @winston_chang]

If there's a baby boom in 9 months, it'll consist entirely of first-born children.

[Seth @sethdarby]

Got some sad news today. After 7 years of medical training, my good friend has been struck off after 1 minor indiscretion. He slept with 1 of his patients & now can no longer work in the job he loves. What a waste of time, training&money. A genuinely nice guy, and a brilliant vet

[ringworm @prawn_meat]

a jurassic park scenario is every dinosaur park owner's worst nightmare

[Senator Briggs (Biblically Accurate) @Briggs]

No biggie, Blackfullas are used to disappointment in other Australians. We get let down all the time. The rest of you get let down every 3 years or so. #Auspol

[andrew @AndrewChamings]

me: do you think chewbacca has pecs or a trail of tiny teats like a piglet

uber driver: why did you sit in the front

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Thank you for all your good wishes today. Will continue to Blow the Bloody Doors Off!

[Matthew Black @MatthwBlack]

The thing is, Die Hard wasn’t a Christmas movie originally. The script was changed by Constantine in 336 to align it with the Sol Invictus festival.

[Michael 英泉 Eisen @mbeisen]

Ladies, if he:

* Solicits opinion of 3 strangers before agreeing to a date
* Takes months to reply
* Nitpicks about your appearance
* Demands you make major changes
* Won’t let you see friends unless they pay

He’s not the one. He’s a scientific journal.

[The Wire @WireFans]

Sheeeeeeit

[Fred Wu, MD 🫀 吳明杰 @FredWuMD]

Serious question for #medtwitter: If you show up at a code, and the patient is a centaur who had a cardiac arrest, ignoring the joules question, where do you think the defib pads should go? A, assuming the heart is in the human part, or B, assuming the heart is in the horse part?

[World Health Organization (WHO) @WHO]

It's World Immunization Week!
Vaccine-preventable diseases include:
Cervical cancer
Cholera
Diphtheria
Hep B
Influenza
Japanese encephalitis
Measles
Mumps
Pertussis
Pneumonia
Polio
Rabies
Rotavirus
Rubella
Tetanus
Typhoid
Varicella
Yellow Fever
Protected together, #VaccinesWork!

[Swear Trek @swear_trek]

when you realize how much of your life you’ve wasted arguing on the internet

[Benjamin Nichols @BenJungles]

The finest Australian document ever carefully considered.

[Our Health in Our Hands ❤️💛🖤 @NACCHOAustralia]

This is how the @canberratimes cartoonist David Pope saw Tangentyere Womens Family Safety Group visit to Parliament last week . (They are feeling a bit famous).

Maybe @TurnbullMalcolm will visit them in the #Alice since he couldn’t see them in #Canberra.