Exactly โฆ
Top 3 best in the worldโฆ if youโll disrespect him with names like Neymar I swear Iโll disrespect your Messi too โฆ
Football no be age or just dribble !!!
And as top 3 BEST players that ever played football
I rate him next after Ronaldo and Messi
Mbappe is way above Pele and Maradona if we all want to be honest
Official Colos Survival Guide (No Cap Edition)
Rule 1: Posture is important
If you smoke it while standing up, gently sit your ass down immediately. Standing + Colos = sudden spiritual dancing or unexpected sprinting. Sit down gently.
Rule 2: remember you only have 30 minutes to be free
Rule 3: Panic is the real enemy
Colos will try to send you on a panic attack. No matter what, breathe. Relax. Calm down. Remind yourself: โNa weed, not spirit.โ The feeling will pass.
Rule 4: Ignore the Colos Demon ๐
That voice in your ear? Thatโs Colos talking.
โข It will tell you your friends betrayed you since 2017.
โข It will remind you of every trust issue you ever had.
โข It will suggest you start praying loudly for deliverance.
. It will tell you how you will run mad
Donโt believe the demon โจ. Do not argue with the demon. Just stay calm like who smoked too much.
Rule 5: Hydration protocol
Ask for water if someone is around
. Drink it normally.
Do NOT pour it on your head like holy water.
If nobody is around, just chill. You will drink water later. (Donโt get it yourself unless itโs beside you)
Rule 6: Trust the squad (for the moment)
No matter what Colos tells you about your guys (โBros don betray youโ), trust the people around you in that moment. Listen to them. They are usually trying to stop you from doing something legendary but disgraceful.
Rule 7: Phone stays in your pocket. Do not open camera to โcheck if your eyes are red.โ
Rule 8: If you start suspecting everyone is an agent, just calm down and play some calm music.
Rule 9: Food is your friend. Eat something whenever you feel like you are getting yourself. Colos + empty stomach = extra demon activity.
Rule 10: Never try to โprove youโre not high.โ Just accept it and move in silence.
You get the vibe. This thing is too real ๐