⭐️ TMRW

🐉 chess not checkers

[⭐️ TMRW @pablotescobar_]

🎯

[Turner @lfghenry]

And when God give you the ball, BALL!

[Sheryl @SherylAndStuff]

it’s not always worth opening the floodgates bc you may never get them closed again

[⭐️ TMRW @pablotescobar_]

& im both

[𝘽𝗲𝗻𝗻𝘆 @Iam_benny_1]

Half of twitter is horny and the other half is high as fuck

[سيدة @Ajoke__xx]

soft launching my disappearance

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

PValley don’t even FUCKING worry bout it nomo bitch

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Boomers selling their house for $2 million after buying it in 1965 for 11 raspberries

[Jovy @chimajovita]

How I stare at random things at 7am instead of getting ready

[⭐️ TMRW @pablotescobar_]

day 1

[🏴‍☠️No TF Wilt Chamberlain didnt🃏 @TOONZ_JONES]

Bitch if u aint ready to be caught up in the rapture of love leave me alone

[Huncle Cosmos @huncle_cosmos]

“Your Uber driver is outside”

Me:

[Wazniga'🦉 @IGazih]

Can't crack but u still want to have access to me

[qɐɥԀ @phabamar]

Me seconds after calling in sick

[- @alani419]

dear lord, $1m

[Blanco Banks @LyndellBanks]

I LOVE being the nigga people can’t quite figure out.

[Murph & Turf @JamesMurphy]

Everytime I pay my rent I put in a maintenance request. COME FIX SOMETHING! 😭🤣

[Emett 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @kermettp]

Me choosing to not sit with my coworkers so I can eat my lunch and watch my YouTube

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

How life feels when you achieve something without telling anyone