Pablo Escobar-tender

Live life PABLO size

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Sometimes, humanity is all that we need.

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Sad to see so many virgin fucks here. https://t.co/e9vddSjrj3

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My first sex was:

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Dear McDonalds,

This is what I call "large fries" and not what you give.

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Loyalty is everything.

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My first sex was:

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I haven't said "I love you" to very many people, but I've never said it to someone and didn't mean it.

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As soon as we're born, we're given a name, a religion, a nationality & a race. We spend the rest of our life defending a fictional identity.

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Can you see the difference? #inauguration

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I need your help, ladies.

What is more satisfying:

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1999 - 18
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1990 - 27

90's babies are officially grown

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Really?

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Can you see the difference? #inauguration

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The emoticon to describe Donald Trump was created long ago and it is-> 💩

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I have only one reply to whatever bullshit Donald Trump is saying:

"Said every dictator ever"

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One thing is for sure, Donald Trump will be the most pervert President in America's history. #Inauguration #TrumpInauguration

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Ladies, help me with this one?

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As soon as we're born, we're given a name, a religion, a nationality & a race. We spend the rest of our life defending a fictional identity.

[Pablo Escobar-tender @pabluescobar]

I think women's ass is the most beautiful thing in the world.

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And let me add one more thing, naked is ALWAYS better. https://t.co/aeU4QA9RpV

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The naked truth is always better than best dressed lie.

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The naked truth is always better than best dressed lie.

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