Paige Byington

[Paige Byington @pabying]

FASFA IS LITERALLY THE STUPIDEST AND MOST FRUSTRATING THING ON THE PLANET.

[Paige Byington @pabying]

I will be enjoying my day tomorrow with Starbucks, editing my Home Screen to have a fall aesthetic, and watching Harry Potter with my cat. So don’t bother me.

[Paige Byington @pabying]

Being on food Tik tok while drunk is a dangerous game

[Paige Byington @pabying]

I don’t really have anymore work to do at work after an hour and a half of being here, so I will be getting paid $16/hour to redesign my Home Screen... again.

[Paige Byington @pabying]

I need a plane ride to go through and delete half my camera roll.

[Paige Byington @pabying]

When you go on a shopping haul and want to never leave the house after trying everything on. Why did no one tell me...😩🐄

[Paige Byington @pabying]

Clouds are so underrated.

[Paige Byington @pabying]

I’m 22 and still have no clue how to cite my sources. (I don’t even know that’s the correct cite/site)

[Paige Byington @pabying]

I really don’t think y’all understand the amount of things I will be purchasing from Home Goods when I get my own house.

[Paige Byington @pabying]

Homemade ice coffee is nothing compared to starbies and that is why I will never be rich.

[Paige Byington @pabying]

I wish there was a way to thank the ppl who do the “there’s a cop ahead” flash warning when driving.

[Paige Byington @pabying]

I filled up my water bottle like a responsible person this morning and forgot it at home. I’m already done with today.

[Paige Byington @pabying]

Can someone tell me why I got the urge to cry when I left my cat for work this morning? I DIDNT. But wtf.

[Paige Byington @pabying]

Told myself I was gonna try on my swimsuits after work today. Don’t be surprised if you don’t hear from me for a while. 😪👙🐖

[Paige Byington @pabying]

I feel attacked

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

There’s just not enough time in the day

*screen time 11 hours 23 mins*

[Paige Byington @pabying]

Had one of those dreams last night that just took the whole day to recover from. Don’t go to bed angry. Even if it’s cuz your cat meows at 3am for no reason.

[Paige Byington @pabying]

If you’re not wearing green today, you clearly never lived with your grandma.

[Paige Byington @pabying]

Well that’s not experimental, Jackson Avery already proved this works.

[lloyd @lloydtheabstrac]

we really on a floating rock paying bills...

[Paige Byington @pabying]

Finally bought an I-Pass after driving to Illinois to visit fam countless times for 5 years. Procrastination at its finest.