pachatka

[pachatka @pachatka]

И жду когда уже наступит лето, как будто лето все расставит по местам

[pachatka @pachatka]

@UPS I really don't want my package to go back to sender but I can't change delivery to UPS access point even with having info-notice.

[pachatka @pachatka]

me: send a BPG request to @All within 30 minutes from making a reservation
some Accor dude: sorry but you've submitted your request beyond 24 hours time frame
me: ???🤡

@All ???

[pachatka @pachatka]

Oh yeah, additionally, fuck @aviasales. I specifically turn on function to only show flight prices with bag incl and for some reason the flight there has incl bag and flight back might not 🤡 nice to find that out 2 weeks before the flight

[pachatka @pachatka]

@airserbia hey guys, I am trying to figure out whether or not I have a checked in bag incl in my fare because the name of my fare doesn't match with what you have on your website. I have a fare "basic economy" or something like that.

[pachatka @pachatka]

Слово дня цыгане/zigeuners

[pachatka @pachatka]

Продолжаю пополнять список слов, которые одинаковые в нидерландском и русском. Сегодня это клизма!

[pachatka @pachatka]

4 days straight @PostNL cannot deliver my package to PostNL point because it "lacks capacity". And they can't just bring it to some other point or contact me because I guess it's too difficult. For my attempts to try to contact them via the app I don't get anything 🤡

[pachatka @pachatka]

меньше месяца до Оазиса ❤️‍🔥

[Takaya Suzuki MD, PhD @suzuki_takaya]

衝撃の事実。ネコは１日12−16時間寝るけれども、この丸まったポジションの左巻き・右巻きのどちらが多いか。YouTubeで何匹もの眠るネコを観察し、266匹（65％）のネコが左巻き、142匹のネコが右巻きに寝ていたことを発見。有意な差が見られたとのこと。人類史上に残る幸せな研究といえる。

[kristiine🌙 @kristiinesc]

the best thing ive seen today😭

[pachatka @pachatka]

Вы помните, когда зарегистрировались в Twitter? Я — да. #MyTwitterAnniversary

[pachatka @pachatka]

Слово дня штраф/straf

[pachatka @pachatka]

когда-нибудь мужчины научатся в нормальную коммуникацию, но не сегодня

[pachatka @pachatka]

@Eurostar Can we be rebooked on the next train ?

[pachatka @pachatka]

@Eurostar any update on wtf happen to ER9416? Something is up with our train so we were moved to another one and half of people ended up not having a seat 🤡

[pachatka @pachatka]

@Eurostar so what's the plan now? We've been stuck around 10km away from Brussels for the last hour. We were supposed to be in Paris one hour ago

[pachatka @pachatka]

@ABNAMRO Hey, for some reason I can't send you a dm

[pachatka @pachatka]

@ABNAMRO claims that they are the best bank for expats. But not every expat. Expat with Russian passport(me) has to wait already 2 weeks for approval of an application to open a bank account that usually would take around an hour.

[Артём Трещенко @treschenko24]

Мальчик: скинь за кофе

Мужчина: