DonJuan

[dog @Dog__Dog0]

Best way to wake up EVER

[The Net Daily @TheNetDaily]

Mom was convinced her baby somehow knew they were home every time 😭 But this man had the perfect explanation

[Olivia Charlotte @OliviaChar30912]

I bet he launches himself to puddles knowing that's what comes after 😂

[JustJamie @OYourNameHereO]

When you think you’re the coolest guy in the parking lot and then this BASSET pulls in…😂😂😂

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

there’s so much potential for good when you remove the greed for power and money

[Wild Clips @JCFights]

This woman slapped him at the club thinking nothing would come of it. He didn't react with violence, he just had her arrested. That's exactly how you handle it.

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

Just learned my dad has been in a prank war with his coworker for 19 years. It started when the coworker stole my dad's sandwich in 2005. My dad retaliated by filling his spare car keys with pudding. It escalated. We're talking hiring a mariachi band to follow him, swapping his contacts with fake ones, elaborate schemes. I found out because the coworker just retired and my dad seemed genuinely sad. My mom was like "honey, are you okay?" and he goes "I just realized Steve was my best friend." MY MOM GOES "STEVE? THE GUY YOU PUT ON A BILLBOARD?" Yeah. Apparently five years ago my dad paid $2000 to put Steve's face on a billboard that said "This man thinks he's better than you." They never had a normal conversation. Never got lunch. Never hung out. Just pure psychological warfare for two decades. My dad's now worried he doesn't know how to make friends normally. He's 56.

[XpressTR @XpressTR]

Bir aile, hastanede tedavi gören ninelerine son bir kadeh konyak içirebilmek için şişeyi gizlice içeri sokuyormuş gibi yaptı.

Oysa doktorlar buna çoktan izin vermişti. Asıl amaçları, ninelerine çok hoşuna gidecek o muzip ve unutulmaz anı yaşatmaktı.

[Azrael @Azreal51265232]

Sony pissed off gamers so bad they made a PS5 emulator.

[xaulau @foodpoisonist]

train dog daily and now helicopter dog daily? my prayers have been answered

[Teresez @teresezzz]

Me ha llegado un aviso de correos de un paquete que no se ha podido entregar diciendo que no estaba en casa el día 10 (diez) de julio siendo hoy 9 (nueve)

[GordoMillo @GordoMillo]

el hijo de mil puta de Chris Redfield después de perder contra Wesker en Code Veronica

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

So I just found out why my dad has been banned from every Home Depot in our county since 2004. Apparently he got into an argument with an employee about whether concrete was "a liquid or a solid" and to prove his point, he bought 6 bags of concrete mix, made it in the parking lot, and tried to pour it on the hood of his truck to show that "liquids pour, therefore concrete is a liquid." The employee called the manager, my dad called him a coward who "fears knowledge," and then my dad realized the concrete was hardening on his truck. He panicked and drove through the parking lot with wet concrete flying everywhere, hit a display of grills, and caused $3000 in damages. My mom just sighed and said "yeah that's why we had to drive 40 minutes for a sink." I'm 28 years old and just learning this now because I suggested we go to Home Depot tomorrow.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Lmao

[Dog (Dogesh bhai)🦴 @urlocaldoggy]

Emergency 🦺... please Side

[Khorgar en formato físico @TheKhorgar]

"Para vosotros, jugadores"